Archive for March, 2010

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[Sporting] The Greasy Pole

Greasy pole or grease pole is a pole that has been made slippery and difficult to grip. It is the sport that involves staying on the greasy pole while traversing such a pole. This sporting event takes place around the world, mainly in the UK and Gloucester, Massachusetts

How it began:
The idea behind The Greasy Pole competition came from Sicily in the 1920s while Italians were immigrating to America. In Sicily, however, the object is to walk across a greased pole protruding from a platform about 200 ft from shore. This platform, depending on the tide, can be anywhere from 10–25 ft above the water. The pole, which hangs over the water, is around 40–45 feet long, and only about as wide as a standard telephone pole. This pole is then heavily greased with biodegradable axle grease mixed with anything from Tabasco sauce to laundry detergent, banana peels, and various other slippery objects. A red flag (or sometimes the Italian Flag with a red flag underneath it) is then nailed to the very end of the pole. The idea is to run out on the heavily greased pole and try to grab the flag before slipping and falling into the water. Somewhere between 30–50 men aging anywhere from 18–55 go out from Pavilion Beach in Gloucester and wait on the platform. Then they walk the pole one at a time in a pre-determined order as read off by “The Voice of the St. Peter’s Fiesta,” Sam Nicastro, (who also walks the pole on Friday while his brother Dominic takes over the announcing duties). Generally, the men come from large Sicilian families.

 

[Q&A] Can a bald woman use a hair dryer effectively?

As a Doctor, I get questions about medical things very often. That’s why I like to share that information – I’m a Doctor. I know “my shit”, as urban terminology goes.  Today’s question comes from young Felicia Anderstienenson from somewhere in Europe. She asked if “bald people can use a hair dryer”.

Well, little lady, I can’t say I fully understand what you are getting at. Its not like you have to be in a special club to use a hair dryer – a monkey could use one. So bald people aren’t excluded based on membership or anything like that.. but, I suppose, since they don’t have hair, they wouldn’t NEED a hair dryer. They’d need a “head dryer”. But would a head dryer differ? I think not. So.. to answer your question, you stupid asshole, YES.

 
 

[MLSVD] SHAKA versus Anya! Thursday March 25th

Major League Synchronized Video Dancing !!!! The MLSVD!!! SKAKA vs Anya!

Here is SHAKA, showing us what shes got… She has a promising yet chill laid back approach to MLSVD. Turn on the lights and enjoy:

We’ll give her a 6 and a half.

Does Shaka have what it takes to beat her competition, Anya? Find out >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

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OddestCouples.com is a place for people to feel comfortable looking at odd couples and get a good laugh. This site eliminates the awkward moment of getting caught staring at the unusual. Have you ever heard that saying, “take a picture, it will last longer”? Well, that’s what we have done at OddestCouples.com.

How does OddestCouples.com work you ask? Well, that’s a great question. This site is for everyone, and everyone can be a part of it. Anytime you see an odd couple, pull out your phone or camera and take a picture. Make a caption, tell us where you took it, and send it to us. We will then post it on the site if it’s up to par.


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[Insects] What happen now here? Is sexy time?

 

[Broken Car] There is a Better Option than AAA

When yr car is broke theres really only one option…

* The song is, kind of, if not real cheesy – but the slideshow is decent

 
 

[Role Playing] PAO LARP Day 2010 – Live-Blogging!

Welcome to LARP Day 2010. McChill (PAO LARP champion ’05,’07,’08,’09) and his team, Assilsa, take on team Sundassa. Battle is to commence at 11am CST.

McChill - PAO LARP Champion, 4 years running. Captain of team Assilsa

10:33 - Stakes are High today as warriors prepare for the ultimate 8 hour fantasy quest, PAO LARP Day 2010! Reigning champion McChill defends his title as he and his crew take on a handful of half-wit noobs and four experienced LARPers

10:40 - Battle warriors are making final preparations, gluing extra shielding, sharpening swords

10:47 - The officials are stretching

10:48 - McChills has put his team to work diggin trenches

10:51 - Looks like the officials are itching to start the battle

10:59 – Officials have made it clear the fight will start at 11, on the dot.

11:00 – FIGHT! It is On!

Continue Live-Blogging coverage of PAO LARP Day 2010 >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[FIGHT] Epic battle – unknown evil cat vs baby. Can a baby beat a cat?

overheard from the rabble rousers:

  • I think kitty, who is obviously a submission fighter, wins this one by decision. Baby has some potential but obviously needs to train hard before the rematch. Oh, am I going to have to PPV that or will it be on VS for free?
  • The cat had the chance for a reverse suplex…. Blew it
  • What a fucking dumbass cat! It had the opportunity for the triangle choke and let the fucking baby get out of it! Fucking PUSSY!
  • Decent sound trickery & minimum of editing transforms a baby mauling into a heart-warming romp
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    [Tunez Tuezday] BOOMBOX with Julian Casablancas

    One of the top tunes tuesday songs, of all time. pay close attention (heads up: old people making out)

    Boiled Goooose

     
     

    [Tripping] Travel without leaving Home!

    Imagine all the money you will save on a family vacation by watching this video at home

    Fellow Home Travelers said:

    - this made me wuna` go take a piss.

    - fixed my day! :)

    - this is beautiful.. only problem is that the sound of the waterfall makes me go to the toilet over and over again!

    - the one with the cave and water was kind of suggestive

    - this reminds me of when i went camping and i took a shit on a tree…. relaxing.. the weather was nice too. very beautiful!

     

    [Holiday] Today is WORLD WATER DAY, March 22nd! HOT WATER!

    To celebrate this day, PAO brings you AQUATIC SPORTS!

    Did you know:

    The international observance of World Water Day is an initiative that grew out of the 1992 United Nations Conference on Environment and Development (UNCED) in Rio de Janeiro.

    World Water Day 2010:

    Clean water and war: in time of war the access to clean water is frequently restricted because water supply or purification systems have been destroyed, because water reserves are located in areas that have become dangerous or because of massive displacement. People ultimately resort to sources of water with a high health risk and many people contract water-borne diseases.
    - Stolen from WIKIPEDIA

    Continue World Water Day, more INFO and PICS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Clothing] Bikinis From Yesterday and Today

    The Top Montage of bikinis, set to four minutes and thirty one seconds of hard-core dance techno beats PAO EXCLUSIVE

    - 1:50 FUCK YEAH!

    - 1:24 !!!! HOLY FUUUUUCK!!

    - boob^99 (to the power of)

     

    [Man Health] How does a Man Produces 1,500 Sperm a Second?

    If you are a man, in the last second your body produced at least 1,500 sperm cells. If you are a man with no balls, the number will be decreased significantly.

    For the past 40 years scientists have thought stem cells in the testicles, Germlines, become sperm only through a simple, two-step process. Not so. Germline stem cells, it seems, can become sperm in several different ways, according to new experiments with mice.

    “What we’re saying is there isn’t a strict linear progression from a stem cell to a sperm cell,” said study co-author Robert Braun, associate director at the Jackson Laboratory in Bar Harbor, Maine. “Sometimes the stem cells go through several cell divisions to get there, sometimes they don’t.”

    What’s more, the researchers found that a cell that’s partway to becoming a sperm cell can revert back to being a germline stem cell—previously thought impossible.

    For the new study, scientists genetically engineered mice so that their germline stem cells appeared fluorescent, allowing the team to watch the cells’ development.

    The scientists also “labeled” specific cells within the mouse germline stem cells a certain color and observed what happened to them over a period of several days.

    The research also revealed that sperm develop from a smaller subset of specialized germline stem cells in the testes than previously thought.

    Sperm Live Fast, Die Young

    Since sperm are short-lived, they must constantly be replenished, Braun noted—hence that 1,500-per-second production rate.

    KEEP READING, w/ Dramatic twist >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     
     

    [Movie Time] PAO Studios putting final touches on super movie time for motion picture releases

    yes is time to come! pineappleopes has started finish on MACGRUBER movie it is good i see it. you no see it but i do! hahahhaha

    Some guy say

    Only one American hero has earned the rank of Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger. Just one operative has been awarded 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor and 7 presidential medals of bravery. And only one guy is man enough to still sport a mullet.