Archive for March, 2010

[420 Tunes] Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon on the 80′s Nintendo Entertainment System

Its 4:20! Woo we made it. To celebrate we bring you one of the better compact discs in history has made its way to the NES, back onto youtube and over to Pineappleope.com

 

[Bikini Tech] Kim Kardashian caught Hacking Blackberry Mobile Telephone

This is something not seen everyday: Kim Kardashian hacking blackberry mobile phones.

What exactly she is trying to do with her phone is anyones guess…

Kim Kardashian has been a longtime BlackBerry user.

Last time we spied on her she was sporting a Curve 83xx

By the looks of it, she has now made the jump up to the BlackBerry Bold 9700.

Kim, why no Universe Phone?

 

[Tony Hawk][Skateboarder] Tony Hawk All Grown Up

…do your best to ignore the feedback on this old vhs recording

The locals said what

- It’s funny because he’s fat

- obesity is funny

- good luck to those fatass gingers ever getting laid.

 
 

[Research] Study Shows 67% of iPad Owners will Drop their iPads within the First Month

According to Apple insiders, the iPad can withstand a 2ft free fall. Any fall above 2ft can, and most likely will, cause significant damage to the iPad – 43% of the time bricking the iPad. Falls above 4ft (the average standing iPad usage height) have a brick rate of 87%.

 

[Movies] The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes of All Time

Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.

Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days

- This is just awesome.

- God bless you.

- I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing

 

[Don't Say It] ‘Kudos’

At PAO, employees are restricted from using the term ‘Kudos’ unless referring to the chocolate covered candy bar kudos.

The reason behind this? The word ‘kudos’ sucks

Don’t let yourself be caught using the term ‘kudos’, under any circumstance – or you might die

‘Kudos’ used in a sentence:

“Kudos to Pineappleope.com photographers for snapping a photo of Anne Hathaway’s boobs”

 

[Game Day] Patriots vs Steelers – Easter Sunday


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[Holidays] Easter 2010 Preview

Easter is the most important annual religious feast in the Christian liturgical year. According to Christian scripture, Jesus was resurrected from the dead on the third day after his crucifixion. Scientists around the globe call it a hoax.

Interesting Facts:

- Rabbits Hide Eggs on Easter

- Easter is a moveable feast, meaning it is not fixed in relation to the civil calendar.

- The modern English term Easter is speculated to have developed from Old English

Are you cooking rabbit on easter? Click here for tips!

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[No Description] This is a goddamn nightmare.

I cannot think of anything worse. I can’t even put this on the PAO homepage, it’s so fcking bad. Nature, you are a bitch.. Read the rest of this entry »

 

[We're all doomed] Fatty foods may cause cocaine-like addiction and kill.

Well, its official. We’re all gonna die. If you think eating is better than doing drugs to cure your woes, you are wrong. Food is drugs, officially – according to health.com . And not entry level, easy going drugs – food is like COKE and HEROIN, smoked and injected into your eyeballs. Its that bad. Don’t eat. Seriously. Stop… its for your own good. And don’t do drugs.

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[FLASHBACK] 1990′s Bikini Contest FINALS!!!

These girls move, in just, in just a way that makes me want to just, jump in a pool… These girls are glorious

GREAT HAIR, DOESN’T SHE HAVE GREAT HAIR….

…pretty girl pretty girl

 

[Free Lunch] Quiznos Coupon for free Sub, Salad or Torpedo

cause two lunches i betta than one! Quizno’s is offering a FREE Sub, Chopped Salad, or Toasty Torpedo w/ purchase of a Sub, Regular Chopped Salad, or Toasty Torpedo of equal value and a Regular Fountain Drink

 

[Monday Music Madness] Clownly Clown Clown

Somehow, someway – the Worst Stuff of All Time has joined forces with Tasty Broads – for the first and possibly only time evah! Unfortunately the tasty-meter is at like, 0.2 . Not overly tasty, but I suppose in 1956 or whenever this piece of shit was made, they were.

Our loyal cronies:

  • anyone who could point me in the direction to find “what is it?” message/ comment me
  • Crispin Glover: Professional Crazy Person.
  • I would rather spend my time projectile vomiting than listening anymore of this. We have Primus for this type of weirdness…
  • Oh my god its George McFly!
  • God damn, I hate Mr. Far. I mean, what an asshole. Thinks he’s cool cause he wears platform boots. But Crispin and this video are both cool.
  • that was both awesome and confusing…. i love it!
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    [quiz time] how old is this actress? BONUS – name her hit movie.

    my guess? you won’t guess. the question – who is this chick?

    the bonus quesiton is… what high-profile movie was she in?

     
     

    [Live Webcam] The OWL CAM IS NOW LIVE

    ALERT: OWL CAM IS UP. OWL CAM IS REAL. CHECK YO’SELF.

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