Archive for February, 2010

[Nintendo] New Molesting Fetish Game Coming to the Wii

Coming June 2010 to the Wii – ‘少女 プ: レイ3の’ (Artificial girl 2: Just the Tip)

Previewers Said:

- It’s been at least half an hour, and my brain has yet to process what the fuck I just watched.

- I can’t believe that people play with that shit. I can’t. It looks so sad

- where in the hell do people get this stuff? I need to pre-order

 

[PhotoBloggin'] Ultimate Spring Breaker 2010 Live-Photo-Blog

Chicks from the United States to Asia are Spring Breaking. PAO sent Carl Hedgwick on a mission: Capture as many SPRING BREAKErs as possible on an economy Digital Camera.


Spring Break FT. LAUDERDALE 2010!!

Continue your Spring Break 2010 Tour >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Celebs Favorite Days] It’s Friday, But What does that Mean for Celebs?

Friday is the day of the week falling between Thursday and Saturday. A recent Poll shows that 68% of Celebs, A-Z listers, hold Friday as their favorite day of the week. PAO has attempted to generate a photo-list of the top Celebs who think Friday is tops. Keep reading to find out if your Favorite Celeb likes Friday

H-lister Mara's favorite day of the week, Friday, Vinyl Bi-sexual Swingers night at Club Nitrogen in SD

H-lister Krystal Forscutt spends time at the Salisbury beach on friday's, her favorite day of the week

See the rest of the Celebs who like Friday the MOST >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 
 

[Social Studies] This History of the Entire Universe in One Video, Plus 2 Bonus Videos that Melt Minds

Here we have a film based on yellow notebook paper detailing the exact history of the universe. What ever confused you about this beginning of time will be clarified by watching.

The Big Thinkers thought:

- so if we evolved from apes when are all of the other apes going to start turning into humans? i mean its been thousands of years already shouldn’t they be human yet?

- Start at about 1:31 if you don’t want to see all the evolution bullsh!t.

- surprisingly good enough to jerk off to

Collect your BONUS VIDEOS >>> Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Celebs] Hilary Duff Caught Going Down on Mike Comrie after Engagement

While most NHL’s superstars and decent goal scorers are making moves on the ice in Vancouver, the Edmonton Oilers’ Mike Comrie was making moves in Hawaii, where he proposed to his long time girlfriend, Hilary Duff, and then received a blow job.

Will this engagement last? Read the rest of this entry »

 

[Verizon FIOS] We know what you’re watching… and its porn (naturally)!

THIS JUST IN!! Verizon FIOS is sharing what you are looking for in the On Demand and DVR world. PAO researchers have busted this security breach wide open. The top results as of Tuesday, February 23 2010 are:

  • Free Movies
  • Lost
  • Epix
  • Sex
  • Erot
  • Hd
  • Hockey
  • Nude Girls
  • Aircraft
  • Nurse Jackie

    Yup, nearly half the list is for PORN! Way to go America!

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    [Olympics] Hot Olympic Babe Bares Not One, but Two Breasts on The Cat Walk

    Yep, Here she is. Babe Olympian Leryn Franco, ex javelin thrower (summer Olympics) … Doing what she does best

    You are probably old enough to see the following photos, if you’re not, turn back >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     
     

    [Eye Tests] If you squint, you might pass.

    This is a very special message about your eyes. However the only way to view it is by SQUINTING. Please squint and read!!!

    To learn the secret to overcoming this issue, keep on reading.. Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [NSFW] MONDAY MADNESS: Would You Consider these Photos NSFW?

    Do you, Do you really think these are NSFW? Vote by checking out the poll after viewing the remainder of the photos…

    VIEW THE REST, AND VOTE >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Old fashion] Straight Up Sexist Bloopers


    Critics say:

    - I bet you get laid a lot from the sexist remarks.

    - i love this video - so true

    - hahaha now women will know that theyre stupid…lol

    - lmao FAT BITCHES DOWN!

     
     

    [Political LARP] Analysis of US foreign policy regarding IRAQ

     

    [Making Money] How to Become Twice as Profitable as a Hooker

    I’ve been a prostitute, and I have been with a prostitute. As with any business, the things I’ve learned can be applied to other hookers. I’ve decided to take my years of knowledge as a storyteller, computer programmer, and motivational speaker, and distill that knowledge for the up and coming hooker.

    1. Work out. This one easy step will lead to stacks of money in your pockets. Clients pay Top Dollar for good looking, super hard bodies. Check it…

    Continue reading “How to Become Twice as Profitable as a Hooker” >>> Read the rest of this entry »

     

    [Yoga Time] Extreme Yoga for Extreme Yoga-ers! New Yoga moves you can try today.

    Featuring classics like..

  • Yea..thats really a shit, thank god! I almost stepped it.
  • New Ring
  • The shrooms are good!
  • He is passed out over there!
  • Spring water
  • Dog poop
  • Go go go!
  • Eww, what is this?
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    [Health Alert] Crayons are a potential health hazard

    Don’t go buying giant overized, really heavy, stinkin like jet fuel, crayons.

     
     

    [Room for Rent] We have some real estate available on CraigsList!

    Just give us a buzz if you be interested yo!