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Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron describes his brilliant movement – the Fellatio Truth Movement – and gives hard facts that support the need for this over any other movement. For instance – a BJ can take just a few minutes.. saving the environment? LIFETIMES.

Pineappleope fully supports and contributes large sums of money to the Fellatio Truth Movement .

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We discovered this infographic to answer this burning question.

The answer? Pretty much. PAO recommends not to fly over water anymore. PAO further estimates that there is most definitely a Mega Shark living in the Bermuda Triangle. Explains a lot, huh?

Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.

The Take Away:
- Heavy Heavy Traffic
- Celebrity Readers
- A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
- Average time on site: longer than expected

Great Job Team

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Ok mang, yeah Heidi’s very extendable jaw can take alot, and its trippy to see so many of them – but hows about this action?! Its VANESSA HUDGENS on drugs??

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Do you, Do you think. Do you think that the following images are SFW or NSFW? Since this is such a complex question, polls will not work, Leave you answer in the comments.

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Yes, national averages now top 10%. Unemployment continues to rise, but the untold story is not the economy. In journalism circles, that would be known as the told story. The untold story is robots. As the video below the fold shows, Honda (the same company that brought you wind-powered surfboards) is now creating robots that will be able to take your job. Even this poor rock eater now finds himself out of work. Please share this story on your facebook pages, and get the word out to fix our economy: Boycott Honda.

Crack PAO correspondent Largebuck interviewed the Rock Eater just days after he lost his job.

Largebuck: Were you given any idea that you were about to be terminated before it happened?

Rock Eater: No way man. Working for The Neverending Story, you know, you just think it will never end.

Largebuck: Yes, I can see how you might get that. Were any other stars laid off due to robot labor?

Rock Eater: You know, it all happened so fast man, and like, TNS was so secretive about it, I don’t really know the full extent of it yet. I do know that Falkor is still there. Lucky fucking dragon.

Largebuck: I don’t remember you talking like this in the movie. Are you, um, stoned?

Rock Eater: I am an actor, dammit. I didn’t talk like this in the movie cuz I was in character.

Largebuck: You seem to be avoiding my question.

Rock Eater: Look bro, I am out of work and may have drug tests coming up. I may have eaten some second hand stones at a party or something, I don’t know. Next question.

Largebuck: Any thoughts about your future?

Rock Eater: All I know is, I am not ever buying another Honda product again. Like, never.

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You are captured and held hostage by several most wanted criminals, mostly rapists… Follow these simple rules to survive:

Go to Woot.com and get some DEALS!

Woot Off’s are approximately THIS exciting:

Not likely. Several critical flaws are in these pictures – such as reflections and sheer dumb product design. Who wants a giant stupid iPhone? We want something newer, cooler, and better. 27 more hours, bitches. It cometh on Wednesday! Here’s one more pic to hold you over.. Read the rest of this entry »

And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:

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