Monthly archive December, 2009

[Clubbin'] Sick Dance Moves Wednesday

Partyin Like a f’in Rock Star in Alabama

The Judges said:

didn’t know alabama had clubs

He looks like he’s doin a fighting pose from Mortal Kombat! xD

Ummmm, That’s an ORANGE shirt. Alabama didn’t win the 2008 Championship. FLORIDA did. That’s a FLORIDA fan rockin’ those white jeans, babe!

looks like chuck ladell

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[Tunes Tuesday] Elektronik, Supersonik, Supersonik, Elektronik

Elektronik, Supersonik, Supersonik, Elektronik

Their Fans said:

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that’s it, i’m gonna kill myself

id like to fuck that bitch with the pink hair

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[Results] Most People Believe Tiger Woods Laid More than 25 Women During His Marriage

According to a new poll, most humans believe Tiger Woods cheated on his wife with over 25 women. ‘Woods popularity was also surveyed in the poll which shows his popularity has plummeted in the weeks since his now-infamous car crash and infidelity admission, according to a new poll.

In the survey conducted December 16-20, Woods’ favorable rating dropped to 34 percent. That compares to a rating of 60 percent in early December, days after Woods’ crash.
In 2005, the star golfer’s favorable rating was at 85 percent.

When asked how many women Tiger was believed to have slept with during his Marriage, the results came as quite a shock. 87 percent of people surveyed believe Tiger had sexual relations with over 25 women. While 7 percent believe ‘Woods laid more than 40 women and less than 2 percent answered that the “Tiger Woods Scandal” is a hoax.

Views of women and men differed; 81 percent of men still liked Woods, compared with 13 percent of women, the poll showed.

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[How To] Avoid a Dog Attack – Dog Attack Defense Day ’09

Today, December 21, Citizens around the globe are celebrating ‘Dog Attack Defense Day’. Pineappleope.com is doing our part to save lives and limbs of PAO readers. Here are PAO’s Dog Attack Defense tips:

Step 1. Never, EVER, look an angry dog in the eye.

Step 2. Things NOT to do:

*Do not let him get behind you! Dogs naturally attack from behind.
*Do not baby talk! That’s a sign of submission and gives the dog the upper hand.
*Do not smile! That’s as good as bearing your teeth to an attacking dog.
*Do not run away! You won’t get far!

Step 3. If the dog is charging, do the following.

*You MUST face the attacking dog! Turn your body towards it but don’t look at it. (This goes against our instincts, but it must be done.)
*Place anything you might be carrying infront of you. A purse, backpack, ect.
*Look away from the dog, but not WAY away. Head up, turned SLIGHTLY away from Fido, and keep him in your pereferal vision. The dog must be able to see your face to read it.
*Make yourself BIG. Put your hands on your hips and keep your chin up. Stand tall!
*Stay calm.

Step 4. Now comes the really interesting part.
You must “radiate” your intentions. Wait, don’t close the page! This isn’t newage mumbo-jumbo. Our bodies have been reflecting our thoughts through body language since our earliest ancenstors. So here is what you must think and feel:
“I do not want to fight, but I will not back down. This is my space. I do not want to intrude on yours.”
Repeat this in your mind over and over until you see a change in Spike.

Step 5. After some time, the first sign of acceptance by the dog should be him looking away. Don’t be fooled, you’re still his main focus, he’s just telling you that you’re not lunch any more. He may continue to bark, and follow, but he’s much less likely to harm you.

Step 6. Back away slowly. Once you’re at a comfortable distance, you may turn and keep walking, then Fucking Sprint! Chicken Voila, you’re unscathed!

* Keep in mind – Like most tactics, this tactic isn’t fool proof. All I can say is that it’s worked every time I’ve been attacked. Dogs are getting smarter, they may have already found a work around…

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[Bush kangaroos] Skippy is the national hero of Australia

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[Hacking] Government Testing Top Hackers of the World in the U.S. Cyber Challenge, PAO plans on Winning

The United States Government is in the process of testing the top computer hackers of the world. The task: hacking into as many target computers as you can and then defending those computers from attacks by other skilled hackers, such as Neo and Zero Cool.

Other skilled hackers like Michael Coppola, 17, a high school senior who, at this very moment, is hunched over a keyboard in his Connecticut home.

Or like Chris Benedict, 21, from the tiny town of Nauvoo, Illinois. Chris is sitting silently nearby, one of 15 “All Star” hackers who have taken over this spacious hotel conference room.

At days end, the moderator of this unusual computer challenge declares the best of the best: Benedict is the winner, king of the hacker hill, followed by Bergin and Coppola.

The trio — a job seeker, a grape distributor for a vineyard and a student — are precisely the type of people whom organizers of this event hoped to attract: young techies with perhaps little formal computer education who, nonetheless, could contribute to the defense of the nation’s cybernetworks.

In many cases, organizers of the U.S. Cyber Challenge say, hackers’ skills go unrecognized or unappreciated by those around them and sometimes even by themselves.

“I thought that I would get demolished,” Benedict said. “I didn’t think I would get anything at all.”
Organizers say the competition is aimed at identifying young people with exceptional computer skills and inspiring them to join the country’s woefully understaffed ranks of cybersecurity specialists needed to protect systems used by the military, industry and everyday people.

Hackers may see the U.S. Cyber Challenge, which culminated last Thursday, as a game. But Alan Paller, director of research at the SANS Institute, an information security training institute, says it is really a national talent search.

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[Countdown] Only 4 Days Left Until Christmas Day

Four days until Christmas. Official notification from Us at Pineappleope.com.

During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to chief@pineappleope.com):

To: PAO
What was Christmas like in the Middle Ages?
From: Gerry, TN

Gerry, after spending some time doing a little light middle ages reading I found out that in the Middle Ages, Christmas celebrations were rowdy and raucous—a lot like today’s Mardi Gras parties.

-Perrf PAO Editor

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[Divorce] Jon and Kate’s Marriage is Terminated

Jon and Kate Gosselin’s ten-year marriage is now over.

PAO reports that Judge Arthur Tilson has signed the final divorce papers, severing marital ties between Jon, 32, and, Kate the Cougar, 34.

jon and kate divorce

the-terminator[1]
On Wednesday an arbitrator ruled how the former spouses would divide their real estate and other assets such as bikes and clothing. While most of those details remain confidential for now, Kate’s attorney confirmed that the former reality mom “will continue to reside with all eight of her children in the former marital home” in Wernersville, Penn.

Kate noted, “I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on dating” and “restructuring my life.”

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[You're gonna love my nuts] Slap Chop Rap – Vince gets his groove on

  • What happened to the funky black dancers? Did you not have the rights to use them or something. They were hilarious. They seemed so serious about dancing but they looked so ridiculous. The chick and the bunny just don’t cut it in comparison. When that guy walks with his arms dangling I just cracked up.
  • All of that footage of the dancers is from the 1984 film Breakin’, which they would’ve had to pay for the rights to use.
    So they didn’t.

  • But you’re right the substitute dancers are inadequate…
  • Slap all your troubles away with slap chop. Slap slap all your troubles away with slap chop. Slap slap all your troubles away with slap chop. LOL!
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    [Cars] GM set to Kill Saab Cars – The End of Saab

    PAO saw this coming from a mile away…

    General Motors is shutting down its Swedish car brand, Saab, after attempts to close deal with a buyer failed.

    GM had announced earlier this year that it was close to reaching a deal with Swedish super-carmaker Koenigsegg. That deal fell, though.

    SAAB

    “In the end, Koenigsegg discovered some issues they didn’t think could be overcome in a timely fashion,” said John Smith, GM vice president of corporate planning and alliances.

    Dutch exotic carmaker Spyker then emerged as a bidder for Saab, but that deal couldn’t be concluded in time, GM said.

    In both cases, according to GM, issues arose during negotiations that prevented a final sale. GM executives would not say what the specific problems were, however.

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