Monthly archive December, 2009

[Balls] Tramp ALL Day – get your sack in this sling.

As you can tell by my name, I have all kinds of sack issues. How do I deal? How do I get my trampin’ on? How do I keep my balls where belong? Meet the SSS.. the Separate Sack Suspensory.  Note.. “it has two sacks”.

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[backyard brawlers] PAO asks, who would win?

Various designs decorate the head and blade. Nine rows of round-headed tacks circle the handle. Copper wire is wrapped around the handle in two places. The inside of the handle is hollow, making the pipe stem. There are teeth marks on the pipe stem.Tomahawk

Who would win in a clean fight?

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[Darwin] New Sport! Ice Dive! Is for big mans.

I laugh at this for the time becaus there no ice where i from but this is ice and oucjh i no think it feel good! i think he live but noise and scream are loud so no know!

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[Real American Heroes] Remember the Segway?

This Bud’s for you, Commander Buzzkillington!

I sure remember the Segway’s big announcement on the stupid news. I remember waiting for the day when it would be laughed at, like it is today. Hurray! At the time, I wasn’t aware – but the Segway was solid, 100% LDAP. What was the point? So you could stop walking? Isn’t walking upright what makes humans different than most animals in the first place? Darwin would smack you, Dr. Segway. This Bud’s for you.

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[Wednesday Jams] Tetris Jams!!! Chicks love Tetris. Grandmas, especially.

Major LDAP.

  • Who new? Well now when I piss of girls I can avoid catching a beating by singing this.
  • *is a chick* I suck at Tetris…and I really don’t like it much either…XD My mom is really good at it and loves it though, lol.
  • ehm ShUFFleEmOoOxD i have just a comment for ya’
    1st: i never said it sucked
    2nd: i AM a girl, don’t really care if you believe it or not, it’s your choice. Just because i don’t like Tetris you don’t believe i’m a girl? That’s kinda lame in my opinion… And why exactly would I want to pretend being a girl that doesn’t like Tetris…? That’s just… stupid…
    and 3rd: i didn’t get “mad”… wtf? i was just giving my opinion, geez…
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    [Drug Meals] Crack Sandwich – get your fix on while you get your eat on!

    Need a fix? Need it fast?

    But.. do you need lunch as well? It happens to everyone – you’re pounding along, inhaling all your hard earned money off of some stripper’s back – and suddenly BAM – you need something else.. something with more kick. And then suddenly, BAM BAM – SHIT I am hungry! I need a snack too man, Shit!

    Finally – FUMA announces its earth shattering CRACK SANDWICH discovery! Bonus video after the break!!


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    [Holiday] Happy New Year from Pineappleope.com

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    [Surfing] Sick Slow-mo HD Surfing Video from JAWS

    “This is from the 7th of the month, when our guest blogger and surf gear experimenter Laird Hamilton was out. From his blog, he said a few newcomers were getting thrown up on to the rocks with their jetskis and boards. The waves were 25 foot, as rated in Hawaiian terms, which means 50 feet tall on the face.

    These videos were shot using a Canon 5D Mark II, a 70-300mm USM lens and a Zoom H4n & Redhead windscreen. Slow motion was done in Premier CS4, but I can imagine how much better this’ll would have looked if the 5D’s 60FPS firmware was used.

    *They turned out to be overhyped a bit, but the waves were big enough to hold the Eddie Aikau contest in Waimea Bay, which has only been held 7 times in 25 years.”

    From Giz

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    [Boozing] Avoid Hangovers by Drinking Lighter Colored Liquor

    A new study may help drinkers pick their poison. In a head-to-head comparison, bourbon gave drinkers a more severe hangover than vodka, report Damaris Rohsenow of Brown University and colleagues in an upcoming issue of Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research.

    But vodka drinkers aren’t off the hook: Drinkers’ sleep suffered equally with both drinks, as did their performance on tasks requiring attention and quick responses. Understanding the lingering effects of alcohol after a night of heavy drinking is important for people who engage in safety-sensitive tasks, such as driving, while hung over Rohsenow says.

    The researchers recruited 95 healthy young adults, ages 21 to 33, and gave them caffeine-free cola mixed with bourbon, vodka or tonic water. The drinking ended when participants’ breath-alcohol concentrations hit an average of 0.11, well over the legal intoxication limit. Participants were then hooked up to sleep monitors, which record brain activity, and allowed to sleep it off. At 7 a.m. the next day, the researchers roused the subjects from bed (a wake-up that did not include coffee or aspirin) and asked them to rate the severity of their hangovers.

    Overall, bourbon drinkers reported feeling worse than vodka drinkers, rating higher on scales that measure the severity of hangover malaise, including headache, nausea, loss of appetite and thirst. It should come as no surprise that alcohol drinkers said they felt much worse than those who had drunk only tonic water.

    One reason for the different effects of vodka and bourbon, Rohsenow says, could be that bourbon contains 37 times more toxic compounds than vodka does, including nasty organic molecules such as acetone, acetaldehyde, tannins and furfural. A good rule of thumb for liquors, she says, is that the clearer they are, the less of these substances they contain.

    Both the bourbon drinkers and vodka drinkers slept poorly compared to the nondrinkers, the team found. The next morning, when the participants performed cognitive tests that required attention and quick reaction times, the drinkers performed worse than the nondrinkers, but the type of alcohol had no effect on performance. Both groups of drinkers were impaired equally.

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    [HOAX] Balloon Boy’s Father Receives Prison Time and 4 Years Probation

    Richard Heene, the criminal father of ‘Balloon Boy’ Falcon, mastermind behind ‘Balloon Boy’ Hoax, will spend 30 days in prison and suffer probation for the next 4 years. Once Heene’s 30 day prison term is up, it is widely expected Richard will fail mandatory drug tests during probation and receive a more severe punishment, including but not limited to several years in prison.

    Richard Heene’s wife received a lighter sentence of 20 days in prison

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