Monthly archive November, 2009

[Months] December 2009 Preview

December (Dee-sem-behr) is the twelfth and last month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven Gregorian months with the length of 31 days.

Did you know? In Latin, decem means “ten”. December was also the tenth month in the Roman calendar until a monthless winter period was divided between January and February.

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[Health][Slow News Day] You and Your Digestive System

Oh Hello, I didn’t see you come in. Food travels in the tube in your neck.

They Say:

“your a dum prick”

“Go fuck your self”

“you’re the most boring person i’ve ever heard”

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[HOT] Form 2 Sex Toy Leaves Fleshbot Satisfied – is this what Carrie Prejean used in her video??

One can only speculate.. but if we were the gambling sort, we’d definitely wager that this was the sex toy Carrie Prejean uses in her homemade sex video. Carrie was not available to comment unfortunately.

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JimmyJane is referring to the Form 2 as a rabbit vibe (and given its resemblance to a certain Sanrio character, it’s not hard to see why). But don’t be fooled: this isn’t the Rabbit Pearl you’re dealing with. The Form 2 is a world away from the toy that was the toast of the “Sex and the City” set.

Form 2 Sex Toy Leaves Fleshbot Satisfied (NSFW) – Form 2 sex toy review – Gizmodo.

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[Black Friday Plans] Stripper Smashes Xbox so Boyfriend can get new one??

chewy stuff:

  • But its funny to see her caress his Xbox with a Driver. Seriously woman. You cant hit for shit!
  • Maybe it would help if she stopped bitching the poor guy…
    But it’s pathetic how she tries to smash that xbox with a golf club.

  • LADY STOP LOOKING AT THE WALL WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME..
    WTF DIRECTION ARE YOU LOOKING IN. OMFG IM STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. HAHAHAHAH

  • Didn’t you get enough dick in your ass bitch
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    [Giant Worms] 4ft Space Worms Found Living on Land!

    A new amphibian species can survive on land with no nostrils, lungs, or legs, say researchers who discovered the bizarre beast.

    The creature, found in Guyana, is part of the wormlike group of amphibians known as caecilians. Only one other caecilian species is known to live without lungs.

    Giant Lungless “Worm” Found Living on Land.

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    [Skateboarding] This bulldog can outskate your ass – even on a Wii.

    tards:

  • This isn’t fake lol, you can find a lot of videos about this dog while he is skateboarding on the streets!
  • ITs the new RIDE controller for the new TH game. Its completely wireless. Google RIDE Skateboard.
  • FAKE VIRAL ASTROTURF BULLSHIT
  • ARR IMA PIRATE and want CARRIE PREJEAN TOPLESS PHOTOS
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    [My Little Pony] THis what they like where I from! Freaaky toy is this

    my listle ponies, my little bonies!

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    [Wipe your ass] Google uses virgin ass.

    google virgins

    Google only uses Virgin Pulp for that Ass!

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    [TGIF] TGIF!! Seriously, Try Getting Impotence Fixed! Tomorrow Girls Instigate Fellatio!

    jackasses:

    OMG!!!
    T.G.I.F was Pizza and Cokes nite!!!
    Those were the days huh, lol.
    Well….atleast we all have memories
    and YouTube.

    In every day use it meant “Thank God It’s Friday”

    But for ABC it meant “Thank God It’s Funny”
    They used it for there Friday night family line up

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    [PAO MEMO] Next week

    Hi Loyal PAO Readers,

    Next week, our head honcho will be on vacation. I, Msgr. Largebuck, will be in charge. According to Chief’s instructions, all PAO posts will be done in Microsoft Powerpoint. You can download a free Powerpoint viewer. Please update your LDAP accordingly. Thank you for your attention, cooperation, and participation in these difficult times.

    - Msgr. Largebuck

    pineapple slice

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