Archive for July, 2009

[Movies] Scarlett Johansson Wears “Tighter than Skin Tight” Suit in Iron Man 2

For a while we have known Scarlett Johansson has been cast as the Russian Black Widow in the upcoming Iron Man 2. Rumored to have lost 35 lbs for the role, Scarlett says “it was many, many, hours, days, and months of stunt training and strength training, but it’s fun because I had a goal. The goal was the Lycra catsuit.
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While PAO has yet to get its paws on actual pics of scarlett in said cat suit, we DO have an accurate representation of what this might actually look like:

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Are Women Getting More Beautiful?

 Topless Carrie Prejean, OMG

FelxH writes

“Scientists have found that evolution is driving women to become ever more beautiful, while men remain as aesthetically unappealing as their caveman ancestors. The researchers have found beautiful women have more children than their plainer counterparts and that a higher proportion of those children are female. Those daughters, once adult, also tend to be attractive and so repeat the pattern.”

I just thought my standards were changing as I got older, but it turns out it’s just science!

via Slashdot Science Story | Are Women Getting More Beautiful?.

Check out the Tasty Broads and decide for yourself!
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[Surf] Surfer Attempts Sick Kickflip on Surfboard

Mike Morissey attempts to pull off a kickflip… on a surfboard.

 
 

How Does Kidney Trafficking Work?

On July 23, a lengthy FBI probe into corruption in New Jersey ended in the arrests of 44 people, including two mayors, a prominent real-estate developer and several rabbis. But amid the bribery and money-laundering allegations, the element of the sweeping sting that grabbed the most attention was the accusation that Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, a New York City resident, had tried to orchestrate the sale of a human kidney for $160,000. The black-market kidney trade is a growing problem — the World Health Organization estimates that organ trafficking accounts for 5-10% of all kidney transplants worldwide. So how do kidney sales work?

How Does Kidney Trafficking Work? – TIME.

 

How Tough are You? Take our Masulinity Test. NOW. Don’t be a Sissy.

how many are YOU? did you last all 14 seconds?

 

How to: Be Cool like John, Kate, and Hailey Glassman (minus 8)

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Smoking. Its cool again!

 

[Weekend] Last Weekend in July 2009, Ever

How are you going to spend it? Spend it with PAO… details below
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WEST COAST FANS ONLY: PAO is hosting ‘ COCKTAILS AT 7 ‘ at the trendy club Oxygen 3 at 8pm. Mention Pineappleope.com to by pass the $80 cover or Print out the Coupon after the break

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[Dramaville] Ferris Bueller (aka Matthew Broderick) Cheats on Sarah Jessica Parker With Sexy Woman

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband Matthew Broderick was seeing a way hotter and sexy, 25-year-old woman earlier this year, sources tell Pineappleope.com.

While the “Sex and the City” star, 43, was frantically searching for Broderick, 46, one night earlier this year, he was with a super hot, sexy, and “stunning redhead,” a friend of the other woman told tells the gossip website, Pineappleope.com.

Which brings up this question: Is it ok to cheat on an ugly woman with a better looking woman?

 

[Beach] Aggressive Beach Guy, Set to Enhancing Sound Track – PLUS Beach Activity Tips

A beach is a geological landform along the shoreline of a body of water. It usually consists of loose particles which are often composed of rock, such as sand, gravel, shingle, pebbles, or cobble. The particles of which the beach is composed can sometimes instead have biological origins, such as shell fragments or coralline algae fragments.

Beaches often occur along coastal areas.

Aggressive Beacher:

To watch the video, you’ll first need to install the flash player.

*BONUS* HOT BEACH ACTIVITIES:

Keep Your Bottle
This game is particularly good at family parties or with groups of mixed race, and is definitely a warm weather, outdoor game! A great game for a large beach party.

Make footprints in the sand
A classic! They don’t have to be your own.

Frisbee
Get the Frisbee out and challenge a family to a game.

 

[Silence] Blow Gun VS Annoying Co-workers

Take down your annoying co-workers in silence: The blow gun. The choice stealth weapon for taking down everyday opponents.

A blowgun (also called a blowpipe or blow tube) is a deadly weapon consisting of a small tube for firing deadly projectiles such as darts. The wielder blows into one end, forcing the dart out the other as high velocity.

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VERSUS

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Checkout our FULL Blow Gun Review -Jungle Blow Gun (The JBG)

** Also worth mentioning, Scissors can do the job – Slightly less silent but are easily accessible in an office environment, or when your blow gun is just out of reach.
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Romaine Lettuce Recalled for Salmonella. Or is it H1N1 again?

recalled romaine lettuceTanimura & Antle, Inc. of Salinas, Calif., issued the recall for its Tanimura & Angle wrapped single whole-head romaine lettuce, banded single whole-head romaine lettuce and naked (unwrapped) single whole-head romaine on July 21. The nationwide recall applies to lettuce purchased before July 23.

The move comes after the Wisconsin Department of Agriculture tested positive for salmonella. No illnesses have been reported. The lettuce affected by the recall was harvested between June 25 and July 2, and should be past its shelf life, company officials said.

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Handerpants: Yup, your digits need support like your dong!

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via Handerpants: Support Where You Never Knew You Needed It – Underwear – Gizmodo.

 

Worlds Greatest Jet-ski crash!

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[Breakthrough] Scientist Discover Key To Human’s Natural Ability to Float in Water

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According to researchers and the Pine Meadow research facility in Texington, NV, Air is the key to human’s ability to float in the water.

After 6 years of set backs and mismanagement, Pine Meadow has finally completed stage one of their research. The key goal of the first stage was to pin point the main ingredient in human floating. Through a mix of tests involving human bodies and bodies of water, scientist were able to determine ‘air’ was responsible for human floating.

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“If you take in a large breath of air, you tend to float better, as you exhale, you may notice that you will begin to sink.” – Glen Stevens, Lead Researcher

 

 
 

[trailers] Evil Bong

Coming soon… in 2006.