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PAO scientists are taking a moment out of their Friday, today, to look back at some of their best acheivements. Among them, the legenday Ether Bong.

“A giant, anvil-shaped cloud bubbles up towards the Earth’s stratosphere, looming over West Africa. The amazing formation would be invisible to anyone on the ground and would even be obscure from a regular passenger jet since they can reach up to 75,000ft. But astronauts captured the astonishing picture from hundreds of miles up as they orbited the globe on the International Space Station. Anvil clouds are formed mostly from ice and normally form in the upper parts of thunderstorms. They get their shape from the fact that rising warm air in thunderstorms expands and spreads out as the air bumps up against the bottom of the stratosphere. Streaks of snow are often seen falling out of the edges of anvils. This light snow usually evaporates as it falls through the relatively dry air surrounding the upper part of the thunderstorm.” w/ photos

The thing that concerns us here.. is how the hell did this get onto Youtube, if its from the PAST?

Today we did something for the kids going to summer camp.  Listen, we know it sucks, we’ve been there.  99% of the time it isn’t like the National Lampoon movies where every single person (including counselors) get laid.  But let’s be honest, a full sack of batter can lead to numerous unexpected boners.  Full release is a must while at camp.  Use this flowchart to guide you along my young padawans.

via How To Get Laid At Summer Camp : Regretful Morning.

Pineappleope.com has been questioned by many of its readers. Questions ranging from A to Z. Pineappleope.com decided to do a little Q and A with readers as a Pineappleope.com feature.

Question: From Lars C. of Deleware, Could You Die from Breathing too much Fart Gas?

Answer: If it’s your own farts, there are no health hazards. If it’s someone else’s, then yes there are potential health problems, including hepatitis. Remember, a fart contains the same bacteria as the actual p00p.

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The FDA has refused to publish safety standards for sunscreen products. That’s nearly three decades of keeping the public in the dark about the extremely harmful, cancer-causing chemicals found in sunscreen products.

Cleveland Solar Group (CSG) has spent the past 7 years researching the effects of the sun, the sun on skin, sun screen on skin, and skins effect on sunscreen.

As the CSG’s research reveals, an incredible 84% of sunscreen products are harmful to consumers. You read that right: More than four out of five sunscreen products actually harm the people who use them.

That’s no surprise to Pineappleope.com readers, of course. We’ve been sounding the alarm on the toxicity of sunscreen products for years. We’ve also hammered at the sick conspiracy between the cancer industry and the sunscreen industry to keep people diseased so that both industries make more money.

Avoid the sunscreen dangers at all costs, before its too late

Microsoft and Yahoo reached a long-awaited partnership Wednesday in a bid to challenge Google’s dominance in online search.

Under the 10-year deal, Yahoo.com and Bing.com and MSN.com will maintain their own branding but search results will say “powered by Microhoo.” Yahoo, in turn, will be responsible for attracting premium advertisers. Microsoft will continue making Xbox.

“Watch Out Google” -Rick O’nielington, Microhoo Buisiness Development Stratagist

He-Man is a heroic character in the Masters of the Universe franchise. He is the alter ego of Prince Adam and also the twin brother of She-Ra. He-Man and his friends defend Eternia and the secrets of Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

Castle Grayskull is the source of He-Man’s powers. Inside the Castle lives the Sorceress, who grants Prince Adam his transformative abilities, and communicates telepathically with He-Man.

Fun Factoid: He-Man is able to rub his hands together fast enough to turn sand into glass

Rid yourself of all the anxieties of wearing a thong bikini, move into the attitudes of calm and peace, the easy way. This is the only ‘easy way’ treatment which does not involve Opiates.

These are THE 3 STEPS

1. Think positively and be persistent:
“I will find a way to enter a girl’s only hostel ‘if i want to’”. We should always keep the mode of positivism alive in us and trust our instincts for improvement. We grow up fixing our problems whether they are algorithms, science, accounts or competing with friends at high school. You can wear that thong, and you should.

2. Do some light exercises and activity:
Deep breathing exercises like breathing in from one nostril and exhaling from the other would definitely relax you. Light sport like cooking or combing would indeed be refreshing and rejuvenating. You’ll be ready to take on the beach.

3. Heavy Sedation
Check several chill pills available at medical stores which may help you to relax temporarily. Ex: ‘bach rescue remedy’ or ‘quiet time.’

“Go get ‘em”- PAO Public Relations

Click Below to See the ILLUSION … Prepare for brain melting

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For a while we have known Scarlett Johansson has been cast as the Russian Black Widow in the upcoming Iron Man 2. Rumored to have lost 35 lbs for the role, Scarlett says “it was many, many, hours, days, and months of stunt training and strength training, but it’s fun because I had a goal. The goal was the Lycra catsuit.”

While PAO has yet to get its paws on actual pics of scarlett in said cat suit, we DO have an accurate representation of what this might actually look like:

FelxH writes

“Scientists have found that evolution is driving women to become ever more beautiful, while men remain as aesthetically unappealing as their caveman ancestors. The researchers have found beautiful women have more children than their plainer counterparts and that a higher proportion of those children are female. Those daughters, once adult, also tend to be attractive and so repeat the pattern.”

I just thought my standards were changing as I got older, but it turns out it’s just science!

via Slashdot Science Story | Are Women Getting More Beautiful?.

Check out the Tasty Broads and decide for yourself!
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Mike Morissey attempts to pull off a kickflip… on a surfboard.

On July 23, a lengthy FBI probe into corruption in New Jersey ended in the arrests of 44 people, including two mayors, a prominent real-estate developer and several rabbis. But amid the bribery and money-laundering allegations, the element of the sweeping sting that grabbed the most attention was the accusation that Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, a New York City resident, had tried to orchestrate the sale of a human kidney for $160,000. The black-market kidney trade is a growing problem — the World Health Organization estimates that organ trafficking accounts for 5-10% of all kidney transplants worldwide. So how do kidney sales work?

How Does Kidney Trafficking Work? – TIME.

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