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Coming Fall 2009, Non-Cartoon DuckTales – Here is the Trailer:

This is the future of sculptures. And you probably saw it first on PAO.

A new survey has just been released on Teens and their Wireless phone habits among other things. Here are the hard facts:

- 1 in 5 teens admit to ‘sexting’

- 11% of teens send naked photos to strangers and people they met online

- 40% of teens don’t tell their parents what they are REALLY doing online

Police say they are cracking down on these teen sexters… if over 18, these teens are going to do hard time and/or be designated as registered sex offenders. This has caused teens to send even more racy and hardcore photos around giving the teens a sense of excitement by breaking the law.

Up next: World’s tallest dog loses leg

WALLABIES are hopping into Tasmania’s opium poppy fields and getting high.

The revelation has also solved what some growers say has spurred a campfire legend about mysterious crop circles which appear in the state’s poppy paddocks. In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said yesterday the drugged-up wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations.

The wallabies are increasingly entering the fields and eating the poppy heads.

That causes them to get high and run around in turns creating “crop circles”.

“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” Ms Giddings told a Budget Estimates hearing.

“Then they crash.  We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”

Tasmanian Alkaloids field operations manager Rick Rockliff said wildlife and livestock which ate the poppies were known to “act weird” — including deer in the state’s highlands and sheep.

“There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles,” Mr Rockliff said.

“But as growers we try our best to try and stop this sort of consumption, particularly by livestock,  due to concerns about the contamination of the meat.

“There is also the risk to our poppy stocks, so growers take this very seriously but there has been a steady increase in the number of wild animals and that is where we are having difficulty keeping them off our land.”

Tasmania is the world’s largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.  About 500 farmers grow the crop supplying the market with about 50 percent of the world’s raw material for morphine and related opiates.

Ms Giddings was answering questions about the security of Tasmanias poppy stocks, that are considered some of the safest in the world.

However there has been 17 thefts resulting in 2280 poppy heads stolen throughout the financial year.

Of those, Ms Giddings said 551 heads, eight events were from thebaine crops.

Thebaine is a variety of poppy opiate alkaloid is can be potentially deadly when it is consumed.

The other main variety is morphine.

Mr Rockliff said those figures were still considered very low but called for a review into the state’s security protocols.

“Although there has not been a major incident in the past 40 years of this industry it is time that we look at licensing measures and other security handling procedures to make sure that stays the same in the future.”

via Tassie wallabies hopping high Weird News – The Mercury – The Voice of Tasmania.

you know dats right.

The late King of Pop pioneered dance moves that looked mechanical and weren’t, like the moonwalk, and at least one that looked mechanical and was: The forward-leaning maneuver from his “Smooth Criminal” video. The secret is all in the shoes.

Trying to lean beyond one’s center of gravity normally leads to a giant, awkward step forward to retain balance, so to achieve the 45-degree angle he wanted, Michael and his dancers used special shoes as well as a trick in the stage floor. When the time came for the move, a peg-like aperture would protrude from the dance floor. The heel of the dancers’ shoes featured a triangular cut out that could be hitched onto the peg, anchoring the dancers to lean much farther forward, and thus blowing the world’s collective mind.

via Gizmodo – The Secret of Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” Forward Leaning Move – Michael jackson smooth criminal lean.

The King of Pop has died today – PAO will miss your crotch grabs, mj

ITS HERE, and hopefully stays forever. Apple just unleashed the first app to include hot chicks topless. Raw Nude Breasts on the iPhone

Imagine, the picture to the right, UNCENSORED, in your pocket – YES

Listen up, porn purveyors of the world: This is the first iPhone application to contain bare boobs – ‘Hottest Girls’. The $1.99 app for iPhone and iPod touch only showed girls in lingerie and bikinis until now, according to its developer:

“We uploaded nude topless pics today. This is the first app to have nudity.”

This is not just an application that downloads softcore content from the Web, bypassing Apple’s censorship. There is no censorship here, as this is truly an Apple approved app “rated 17+” for “frequent/intense sexual content or nudity” and “frequent/intense mature/suggestive theme.” via Gizmodo

BARE BOOBS, TOPLESSNESS, and SOFT CORE PORN … available on the iPhone NOW

Iranian state television’s Channel Two is playing a Lord of the Rings marathon in an attempt to keep people inside watching hobbits and not protesting in the streets. Normally people in Tehran are treated to one or two Hollywood movies a week, but with recent events the government hopes that sitting through a nine hour trilogy will take the fight out of most. Perhaps this was not the best choice in films if you want your people not to believe that “even the smallest person can change the course of the future.”

VIA Slashdot

One of the BEST movies about Poor Priest Conduct, ‘DOUBT’, has been turned into a video game! YESS. Picture this: Ninja Turtles MEETS Sunday School.

Ahmadinejad says “Obama is acting like Bush”. Obama says “No I ain’t”

FIGHT

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused Barack Obama of behaving like his White House predecessor and called on him to apologize for what he called U.S. interference following Iran’s elections…

PAO Octagon Girl Says FIGHT

Pineappleope.com West and Pineappleope.com East have agreed they both should take the higher road – DUKE IT OUT IN THE OCTAGON. According to fight enthusiasts, most agree Obama would be the clear winner with his 1 and a half foot reach advantage over Mahmoud.

PAO readers … place your bets