Archive for June, 2009
[XtReMe] Cave Base Jumping, Gone Awry – Sponsored by Firefox 3
Posted in Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Sporting on 06/30/2009 03:42 pm by chiefCave base jump into a 190 meter deep cave in Croatia.. Will the jumpers chute open in time?! find out!
There’s something you need to know about Megan Fox. There’s an appendage you might want to see.
Posted in Top News, Worst Stuff of All-Time on 06/30/2009 12:19 pm by onionringsAnna Kournikova Gets a Drink Thrown in Her Face, Fights Back, and Gets Clawed. We find her panties.
Posted in Sporting, Top News, paohilton.com on 06/30/2009 11:43 am by Black_MosesAn insider for PAO has just tipped us off to this CRAZY ass story.
Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table “threw a drink at Anna … Kournikova “sprung into action” and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. “It was a big fight,” the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck.
PAO asks – why isn’t she at Wimbledon? Is she hanging with that cokehead Martina Hingis? Are they.. special friends? Anna Kournikova is apparently more focused on her image than her sporting career. This is a hard decision for all model/ballplayers – when do you say when?
We got even MORE scoop on Anna and her undies – but you have to “hit the jump” to get that dirt.
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[Victory] PAO Does 900 #landmark
Posted in Awesome, Double Awesome, Great Job Team, Interesting Facts, Looking Back, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles, Top News, legit stuff on 06/30/2009 11:17 am by chiefYou’re thinking to yourself… ‘A 900 is a Skateboarding Trick’
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You’re Right.
Great Job Team.
[Pets] Ugly Dog Contest Photos 2009 #dog #ugly
Posted in Interesting Facts, Looking Back, Pineappleope.com Lifestyles on 06/30/2009 10:06 am by chief21st Annual Worlds Ugliest Dog Contest was held Friday June 26, 2009 at the Sonoma-Marin Fair, Petaluma, California World’s Ugliest Dog won $1,000 and a trophy and the Ugliest Dog of 2009 won $500 and a trophy. Here are photos of the contestants, and winner.




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[Inside Info] The Secrets about Secret Seats on Airplanes (Traveling to Pirate Bay)
Posted in Interesting Facts on 06/30/2009 09:50 am by chiefOnly a handful of people know that the secret seats exist on airplanes. Most people think its a myth. Pineappleope.com got to the bottom of this important issue.
Fortunately, There are TONS secret seats on airplanes, depending on the plane’s configuration and the airline flying it. Follow these tips:
Hottest Mom In America™ – go get your free magnet! #hottestmom
Posted in LDAP, legit stuff on 06/29/2009 04:18 pm by onionrings[Visual Phenomena] Enter the World of Paradox – Semi-Crazy Optical Illusions #pdf09
Posted in LDAP, Your Health and Mine on 06/29/2009 11:50 am by chiefThis video demonstrates visual phenomena, and optical/visual illusions. The latter is more appropriate, because most effects have their basis in the visual pathway, not in the optics of the eye. When I find the time I will expand the explanations, to the degree that these phenomena are really understood; any nice and thoughtful comment welcome.
There are no tasteless surprises here.
[Tech Health Alert] 7 in 10 Computer Users Will Be Half Blind by Age 60 #pdf09
Posted in Top News, Your Health and Mine, breaking news on 06/29/2009 10:49 am by chief
Researchers at the Optical Researcher Vessel Indiana (ORVI) have spent the past 16 years researching the effects computer monitors have on the human eye. While the study remains inconclusive, the research suggests as many as 7 out of 10 computer users will lose half of their normal eye site by age 60. In other words, you’ll be half blind by age 60.
The investigation has taken such a long time, going on 17 years, because its near impossible to find out the long terms effects in a short term.
Several important key pieces of information can be taken from the study results so far, here is a sample:
- Avoid looking directly at your computer monitor
- Blink an average of 40 times per minute
- Wear sunglasses when using a computer
- Turn the monitor brightness down to 0, or if your monitor is analog, change it to the lowest setting
[Only in Canada] Quarterback spikes ball and it hits himself in the nuts.
Posted in Double Awesome, Sporting on 06/29/2009 10:16 am by onionrings[Thin Waist] Skinniest Woman Still Alive (Set to mood enhancing music) #pdf09
Posted in Interesting Facts, LDAP on 06/29/2009 10:02 am by chiefHere we have a woman with a waist the size of a standard human wrist. Warning: This footage may be too hot for many
[tobacco industry] Obama signs new anti-smoking legislation
Posted in Tracking the Undead, Your Health and Mine on 06/27/2009 11:40 am by CHINEESEEYESYeah I know, you have read the article elsewhere. But the real questions haven’t been answered. What are they going to rebrand all of the “Light” cigarette brands as? Camel Lights will become Camel Air? Won’t people confuse this with a Turkish Airline? And more importantly, what will we call Marlboro Lights? Undead reporter Farrah Jane Mondejar of reviewstream.com has this to say:
Marlboro Lights is the cigarette brand that I patronize. It tastes just right and since it’s lights, the nicotine content is not too high. The smell is also not as irritating as the other brands and not that strong. One complaint that I have about this product is that it’s not as cheap as it used to be. I smoke almost a pack a day and the price just for one pack blows me away. I really hope they think about lowering down their price. Almost everyone I know smokes this brand and I am sure they have millions of consumers worldwide. I the fact though that they have lots of ongoing promotions and the brand is available almost everywhere I go. I also like the packaging of the product, very stylish and compact. I only complain about the price, they are a known brand but I hope i am not just paying for the brand name itself. I also like collecting their stuff like caps, lighters, bags, shirts and cigarette cases. They all are very fashionable and almost all of them comes in my favorite color which is red. I hope they could soon invent smokeless cigarettes for the benefit of my friends who do not smoke, that would be nice. Same flavor and satisfaction without the smell is a fabulous idea.
He’s Barack Obama – he’s here to save the day. Watch out, assholes. #politics
Posted in PAOlitics, Top Notch Videos on 06/27/2009 01:05 am by onionrings
HTC Hero’s Teflon Coating Makes the iPhone Feel Like Junk – iPhone 3G
Posted in Interesting Facts, Review Time on 06/26/2009 02:00 pm by onionrings
Simply put, the Teflon-coated back just feels and looks a lot better than the iPhone’s—now crappy looking, I admit—plastic back. The Hero’s polytetrafluoroethylene—the technical name for DuPont’s Teflon—coating feels perfect in your hand. It doesn’t appear to get any skin oil at all. No greasy fingerprints, just a perfect matte finish no matter how much I touched it.
It feels and looks like a white thermal tile out of NASA’s shuttle.
via Gizmodo – Materials: The HTC Hero’s Teflon Coating Makes the iPhone Feel Like Junk – iPhone 3G.
[TV] Racy Non-Cartoon Version of DuckTales #tv #TGIF
Posted in Interesting Facts, Nature on 06/26/2009 11:51 am by chiefComing Fall 2009, Non-Cartoon DuckTales – Here is the Trailer:
Tongue Texting – Something new girls can do with their tongue! (thanks tori spelling)
Posted in Interesting Facts, LDAP on 06/26/2009 10:57 am by onionrings[UFO] Most Legit UFO Coverage of All Time – Solidifies the existance of Alien Life #ufo #alien
Posted in Nature, Tracking the Undead on 06/26/2009 10:51 am by chief[Pop] Ferrofluid – AKA Magnetic Fluid – Moving Liquid Sculptures Created By Japanese Artists
Posted in Interesting Facts on 06/26/2009 10:16 am by chiefThis is the future of sculptures. And you probably saw it first on PAO.
[Sexting] 1 in 10 Teens Send Nudie Pics to Stangers #cellphone
Posted in Looking Back, Top News on 06/26/2009 09:46 am by chiefA new survey has just been released on Teens and their Wireless phone habits among other things. Here are the hard facts:

- 1 in 5 teens admit to ’sexting’
- 11% of teens send naked photos to strangers and people they met online
- 40% of teens don’t tell their parents what they are REALLY doing online
Police say they are cracking down on these teen sexters… if over 18, these teens are going to do hard time and/or be designated as registered sex offenders. This has caused teens to send even more racy and hardcore photos around giving the teens a sense of excitement by breaking the law.
Up next: World’s tallest dog loses leg
Tassie wallabies hopping high!! Who let the wallabies out? Who who?
Posted in Interesting Facts, LDAP, Nature, legit stuff on 06/26/2009 09:13 am by onionrings
WALLABIES are hopping into Tasmania’s opium poppy fields and getting high.
The revelation has also solved what some growers say has spurred a campfire legend about mysterious crop circles which appear in the state’s poppy paddocks. In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said yesterday the drugged-up wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations.
The wallabies are increasingly entering the fields and eating the poppy heads.
That causes them to get high and run around in turns creating “crop circles”.
“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” Ms Giddings told a Budget Estimates hearing.
“Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”
Tasmanian Alkaloids field operations manager Rick Rockliff said wildlife and livestock which ate the poppies were known to “act weird” — including deer in the state’s highlands and sheep.
“There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles,” Mr Rockliff said.
“But as growers we try our best to try and stop this sort of consumption, particularly by livestock, due to concerns about the contamination of the meat.
“There is also the risk to our poppy stocks, so growers take this very seriously but there has been a steady increase in the number of wild animals and that is where we are having difficulty keeping them off our land.”
Tasmania is the world’s largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market. About 500 farmers grow the crop supplying the market with about 50 percent of the world’s raw material for morphine and related opiates.
Ms Giddings was answering questions about the security of Tasmanias poppy stocks, that are considered some of the safest in the world.
However there has been 17 thefts resulting in 2280 poppy heads stolen throughout the financial year.
Of those, Ms Giddings said 551 heads, eight events were from thebaine crops.
Thebaine is a variety of poppy opiate alkaloid is can be potentially deadly when it is consumed.
The other main variety is morphine.
Mr Rockliff said those figures were still considered very low but called for a review into the state’s security protocols.
“Although there has not been a major incident in the past 40 years of this industry it is time that we look at licensing measures and other security handling procedures to make sure that stays the same in the future.”
via Tassie wallabies hopping high Weird News – The Mercury – The Voice of Tasmania.


Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table “threw a drink at Anna … Kournikova “sprung into action” and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. “It was a big fight,” the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck.



