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If you, or a loved one, is thinking about traveling to California, make sure to watch this Pineappleope.com endorsed Earth Quake Survival Guide Video. California has approx. 3 quakes a day, on average. Your chances or encountering a quake while on vacation in cali: 97%.

Well well, look what the interweb spies have picked up.. a shot of the newest Ipod Nano with what appears to be a CAMERA built in!

PAO highlights some of the finer moments on the game show: The Price is Right. For those looking for strictly Bob Barker footage, you have come to the wrong place.

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Hey Twitter – regarding the #3wordsduringsex game.. yeah, we WIN.

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Anonymous Sources sent these new photos of Miss California USA 2009 to PAO, and shes more topless than before. More topless

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Pineappleope.com has come across new information. This new information comes from some folks in the south who suggest, and say that it has been scientifically proven, that babies.. enjoy cigarettes as much a grown adult.

On Earth 2009, parents have become 85% more susceptible to delivering on every need of the growing needs of young children. These parents have been offering their babies the same pleasures they themselves have been enjoying for years, smoking cigarettes.

“Not enunff (sp?) tests have been run on babys smoking cigarettes and its health effects – dont tell me im a bad muther” says Juniper, proud mother of 16month old triplets, who endorses cigarette smoking for the young.

PAO will keep you posted as this story breaks

Pineappleope.com is world renowned as one of the top information spots for all the important subjects that you and the twitterafica hold close to heart. We recently received a mail-in question that read:

Dear PAO Staffers,

I am a long time read and wanted to know why you built this website, as opposed to a magazine, or weekly special in the newspaper? I also wanted to know where you got your slogan? Thank you!
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Well, reader, the answer is simple – but how we got to the answer – not so simple. Fortunately for you its Memorial Day Weekend and we aren’t going to get into it. The true answer – “the internet is serious business”. Print publications are on the way out – failing and flopping left and right. Not serious, if you will.

Pineappleope.com received inside information, which could itself be illegal, that the number of Swine Flu cases in the United States, has quadrupled. In order to keep America safe during this panic, the Government is starting a campaign known to PAO as ‘Let’s Not Quintuple the Current Number Infected’ or LNQCNI (the ‘Q’ is silent).

The government has sent out this swine flu prevention video guide on the behalf of Pineappleope.com