Reality TV superstar Jon Gosselin, from the hit reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, was photographed dry/moist humping a mystery women on the dance floor… without his wedding band. It was not a normal night out for Jon, whos usual nights out consist of quick dinner at Carls Jr. and dessert at DQ.
When questioned about the mystery woman in the pictures, Jon would not do any name dropping, just saying, “What makes me sick is that my careless and carefree behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. But, I have no regrets. Go Bruins” When questioned about which sickness he was referring to Jon said, “I could barely walk.”
THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME JON HAS STRAYED FROM KATE AND THE EIGHT
In February, the 32-year-old Jon was spotted flirting and attempting to kiss several coeds at Juniata College, multiple students confirm to Us Weekly. He told one coed “he was getting divorced.” In the May Ladies Home Journal, he says, “I always thought I would be, like, 54 years old and marry a 19-year-old or something.”
WOAH – Jon and Kate Plus 8 is getting trashier by the day! – as expected
President Obama has had 100 days to do magical things as the most powerful man on the planet of earth. Has he lived up to Pineappleope.com’s expectations? In one word, no.
Where are the promised soda machines in the PAO cafeteria? Where is my $100,000 stimulus check? Why are Pontiac’s not going to be manufactured any longer? Why is there a Portuguese water dog living in the White House?
Where did Obama’s first 100 days in office go wrong?
All signs point to this: On his first day in office, Obama talked on the phone in the Oval Office without a jacket, breaking tradition.
Yes, Obama appears to be a bit flaky … but truth is, he has several more 100 days in office. Will Obama redeem himself? Time will tell
Mexico City, MX – PAO bargain hunters recently ducked into a vintage outlet store in an effort to avoid some infected swine flu carriers in downtown Mexico City.
The situation ended very positively – turns out the swine flu-ers were not infected – they were actually Mexican drug czars dressed up in pig suits, in their own efforts to avoid both the pig flu swine pandemico (pandemico is Spanish for pandemic).
The other positive note here is that our correspondents took refuge in some vintage Ikea furniture – likely left in Mexico hundreds of years ago by Swedish settlers Ponch de Leon and Columbono. The old furniture was intact with impossible to follow instructions and totally stupid tools. In the chair pictured here, the tools were empty shotgun shells which attached to some sort of wingnut contraption.
PAO’er Lance Monstoke said “it was like a monkey with piggy swine flu trying to fly fish in salt water”. Sounds awful, Lance. He and Maria Chowdon, our 20yr old Brazilian intern, both enjoyed their time in the shop.
The chair does maintain a very rustic attitude of the olden times in Sweden – these days its nothing but hot bikini clad blonds – back back in the day, things were a bear! Literally! Chairs and cars alike. This Bear Chair actually could walk, with a mini steam powered engine inside the assembly. Very cool – unfortunately the engine was removed in Mexico as a precaution. Swine flu is spread by steam and energy which is how it made the jump to humans from piglets.
In any case.. our researchers managed to bring this chair home for a hefty price of 35 pesos, and 2 viles of our in-house experimental swine vaccine. Nice work guys!
There is an excellent surf in Teahupo’o, Tahiti. Bodyboarding pioneers Mike Stewart and Ben Severson surfed Teahupo’o in 1986 and it soon became an underground spot for thrill-seeking bodyboarders. Few professional surfers rode Teahupo’o during the early ’90s and it was only in 1998, at the Gotcha Tahiti Pro, that Teahupo’o became widely recognized as having some of the heaviest waves in the world. This is some of the best Teahupo’o footage on earth
It may come as a surprise to some, but the USA has been infected by SWINE FLU.
Didn’t see the PAO SWINE FLU TRACKER? Well, here is an update – 91 Cases of swine flu in the USA. ONE CHILD in Texas has succumbed to the swine flu.
According to PAOhilton.com, The virus has been reported in 10 states (Luckily avoiding key and strategic PAO offices), and the number of people infected with the 2009 H1N1 influenza strain grew a lot in the U.S., the CDC said Wednesday. That number includes the first U.S. swine flu fatality: a 22-month-old child from Mexico who died of the illness Monday at a Houston, Texas, hospital.
SWINE FLU TRANSMISSION UPDATE: Hand Sandwiches have been found to not be the cause of Swine Flu transmissions. In fact, a good hand sandwich may prevent the spread.
12 Gauge Guns such as the shot gun can handle most jobs whether its poking holes in something, assisted suicide, or huntin’. What might be new to you, is the 12 gauge’s insect extermination use. If you got a bee problem and a 12 gauge… you aint gots the need ta call the extermanator
Since Pineappleope.com gets most of its news on Pineappleope.com, employees don’t very often watch TV news (not really necessary since the Pineappleope.com launch). However, Pineappleope.com does get a glimpse into TV news via TV news clips posted on Pineappleope.com. Today we are featuring an unexpected/half-expected blow up by Fox News Champ, Bill O’Rielly who has become more of a regular on the Fox News show, The O’Rielly Factor