Loaded with around 4,800 calories, twice the daily recommended limit for men, the Fifth Third Burger has five beef patties, five slices of cheese, sour cream, a cup of chilli salsa and corn chips. The burger, named after the West Michigan Whitecaps’s ball park and the meal’s five beef patties, which each weigh one third of a pound (136 grams), also contains a whopping 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of salt.
You find yourself in a situation, in a dark ally, some guy pulls a glock on you and all you got is a carton of cigarettes. What do you do? Quickly make a shiv… from a cigarette
Its a glorious Tuesday here at PAO as we launch yet another ground breaking internet phenomenon! Its the new, improved, and unsurpassed PAO ASKS! In this series, we’ll pose a question, usually with a photo or top notch video.. and YOU, viewer, simply comment and add a response. Its fun, easy, and you can do it in the privacy of your own home. And with that said..
Martina Hingis is done with tennis, shes Mostly known for her tennis skills. Why is she done tennis? Because of the lesser known fact is that Martina is a cocaine enthusiast.
*Martina Hingis tested positive for cocaine during Wimbledon in 2007
*Martina Hingis denied using the drug
*Martina Hingis was banned from tennis for two years for the cocaine offense
*Martina Hingis throws in her tennis towel and will not return to the sport after the ban
She said: ““My only performance enhancer is love of the game.”…. “and a little blow between sets”, claims our unnamed inside source.
Hingis is also well known for usually being outspoken and “sharp-tongued.” Probably due to cocaine binges on, and off the court.
Comments chosen at random:
“ya shes prob a snach face”
“I would buy that. I doubt that this is her first offense IF this happens to be the case. There is a line a woman can cross when she is no longer a lady.”
PAO’s ongoing quest to tell you everything about everything continues! Today, we approach a very sticky subject.. “god and jesus”. These two guys have names that get dropped more than some people’s Iphones. There are books, movies, and sandwiches crafted after them. People worship them, asking for everything from miracles to fishing conditions to russian mail order brides**.
PAO editors and researchers scoured the internet long and hard for answers. Answers for you and me.. none of that metaphysical crap. Today, we announce that we’ve figured it all out. The answer was so simple we could not believe it ourselves, until it was reverified by the actual truth that it was, by itself and to none other. Thy god is thy truth, so it were. Consider us enlightened.
