Pineappleope.com

This here, is an instructional video/walkthrough on how to make a mustache. Don’t pay attention to the videos ‘fake mustache’ title – this is very real.

Things you’ll need:
1. One match
2. One Upper Lip
3. Backup match

Just so you don’t miss a step, make sure you have the proper tools listed above before watching the video, its your responsibility.

Brought to you by Future in the Past. Pineappleope.com caught word that a Tobacco plant virus may yeild HIV drug.

The tobacco plant could (99% likely, see FitP) soon redeem itself in the eyes of public health experts and YOU, say Pineappleope.com scientists who are producing huge amounts of a powerful but expensive HIV drug inside modified tobacco leaves.

“This is very significant news,” says Largebuck

Once harvested, these modified tobacco leaves will be rolled into hand-crafted cigarettes under the working label ‘HIV Wides’ and sold off at prohibitively high prices.

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Starring Vinny Apache

Sometimes a story comes up that is so nasty, so crazy, and so amazing, that PAO just HAS to get involved. When staffers found this article, it was clear that this was one of those cases. Some background:

“Aquarium staff have unearthed a ‘giant sea’ worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish. The 4ft long monster, named Barry, had launched a sustained attack on the reef in a display tank at Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium over recent months. Workers at the Cornwall-based attraction had been left scratching their heads as to why the coral had been left devastated and – in some cases – cut in half.
After staking out the display for several weeks, the last resort was to completely dismantle it, rock by rock.

Halfway through the process the predator was revealed as a four-foot polychaete worm. Staff eventually lured it out with fish scraps, but not before it bit through 20lb fishing line.”

Don't mess: The tropical worm is covered in thousands of bristles which are capable of inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness

Are you fcking serious? PAO researchers could not believe the amazingness of this discovery. So we dug deeper. We opened books, turned on computers, and fired up the Iphone App Store. The aquarium didn’t look too far to make a bold assumption as to where it came from.. the spokesmen we talked to was “basically claiming it came as a larvae on a rock they imported from Mars”.

Kind of silly, if you ask us – why blame outer space? PAO usually knows the “truth lies within” – people are to blame. Usually ones that are involved with the water, drugs, and the internet.

And just how? Why? What? Take a look at our major, massive, crazy discovery. It took over 5 months of fact checking and googling! READ ON FOR THE SHOCKING TRUTH: Read the rest of this entry »