Archive for February, 2009

Kim Kardashian Because its Almost Summer

The Pineappleope.com created show, Americas Funniest Home videos, Created a video montage for Pineappleope.com to get Pineappleope.com readers psyched for the summer season.

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PAO explains – how to fold a tee shirt!

 

UGhhh FRIDAY – Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

 
 

“Basically, your marine biology skills are lacking,” saiz Carmen Electra

I met the girl of my dreams in the Boston’s Back Bay last night. She told me her name was Carmen Electra. I asked for her number, but then she asked me to identify some fish commonly found in the nearby Charles River. I failed. She bailed. Sadness….

Tricked by Carmen Electra

Tricked by Carmen Electra

 

Do you know what kind of fish this is?

Do you know what kind of fish this is?

 

Nadya Suleman – Are All 8 Children Really Hers?

Nadya SulemanPineappleope.com reporters have suspected foul-play from the start when the same reporters caught word that Nadya Suleman had 8 kids at once. Since its scientifically impossible to have 8 kids at once, it is safe to say these kids are not all Nadya’s.

This original story “A part of her reasoning for attempting a sixth successful pregnancy was so that the frozen embryos wouldn’t be destroyed. Six embryos were transferred and two embryos split into twins, resulting in eight babies.” proves to be false. What actually happened was…. Read the rest of this entry »

 

THRILLS THURSDAY: Another clip from PAO’s upcoming feature length film.

You may need to review the previous Thursday Thrill – our FIRST exclusive clip from this monster block busting hell on wheels earth shattering bastard of a film we are producing here.

 

Whats up 1997.. in the house! AOL is the best.


  

The Colbert ReportMon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

 
 

PAO talks candidly about skantilly clad Megan Fox

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PAO officers watched Transformers for a few reasons. Its cool, Megan Fox was in it, and uh, there was something else. We forget why, but it was worthwhile. 

As such, we anticipate the second installment. Hopefully she dresses like this:

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How and When to use Illegal Moves

Pineappleope.com will show you when and how to use Illegal Moves.
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-Napoleon waiting for the right moment for illegal ninja moves

This strategy Napoleon Dynamite is using in the photo above will… Read the rest of this entry »

 

Carrie Underwood, is She the Real Thing? or Not?

carrie underwood hot babe singing in white tight pants with a belt
Carrie Marie Underwood (born March 10, 1983 in Muskogee, Oklahoma) is an American. She rose to fame as the winner of the fourth season of American Idol, and has become a multi-platinum selling recording artist and a multiple Grammy Award winner. Her debut album, Some Hearts, was certified seven times platinum and is probably my second favorite album of all time.

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Animated Gif Wednesday

Here are several selections from the extended Pineappleope.com animated gif catalog.
best dance moves of all time

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Beware the Worm

Pineappleope.com suggest you check for faceworms every day.

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Cost to society

 

ADVERTISEMENT- new PAO sponsor

its not the shirt that’s getting him so lucky.. (though we want that shirt really bad). Don’t forget to read the rest of the post – very interesting stuff on the full article!

the Blowguard, for BJs and hot dog eating competitions

the Blowguard, for BJs and hot dog eating competitions

READ ON for more information!!! 

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PAO Review: Cape Cod Potato Chips

PAO staffer Lori “the load” Balancer got her hands on some new CHIPS. Since she only uses Twitter we got a quick review from her – here are the tweets, compounded and edited.

“The Cape Cod Potato Chips were in a small bag with alot of air. Opening the bag (see gallery) proved that there was really not much in the bag. Chips tasted potatoey. Not very salty and not fatty at all. Turns out they reduced the fat by 40%. Crunchy. Pen cap comparison shoes size. Though empty, bag is spacey enough for a hand.”

 

Review Time: Bo Jackson Nikes

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There is a new best shoe in town. Its the Air Trainer Max 91, Bo Jackson’s signature shoe. It’s important to replace your shoes every 300 to 500 miles, but getting new shoes every couple of months can get expensive. But the better you take care of your shoes, the longer they’ll last. That’s why Nike introduced the Air Trainer Max 91, Bo Jackson’s signature shoe.

bo jackson trainer 91
This shoe, Nike Air Trainer Max 91 has a superb midfoot fit, thanks to a lacing system that uses holes to secure the laces to the midsole and snugly lock the shoe around the foot. Many of our testers appreciated this feature, but some felt the shoe was heavy. The upper has an added closed mesh that screens out dust and water. The midsole and outsole are great, so the sole is still somewhat firm underfoot. Recommended for training of all types and for those who also mix in a little pavement pounding.

 
 
Interesting Fact: In the live concert Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells, during the Foot battle, Donatello states “This is one thing Bo don’t know,” referring to his trademark Bo stick.

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New Car Tuesday: Peel P50’s

Pineappleope.com employees will be enjoying a new fleet of Peel P50’s. Pineappleope.com is going green, red and blue.

The Peel P50 is a three-wheeled microcar manufactured by the Manx Peel Engineering Company. It retails for £199 (~$2,593) when purchased new, and currently holds the record for the best-ever automobile to go into production.

The P50 uses a 49 cc (3.0 cu in) Turbo DKW engine which gives it a top speed of approximately 61 km/h (78 mph), and comes fully equipped with a three-speed manual transmission that has no reverse gear.

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Enjoy the Mardi Gras Today

Despite this being Japanese Tuesday, we would like our readers to also enjoy the lesser known Mardi Gras which is happening also today.
mardi gras 09
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Angelina Jolie did not win at the Oscars 2009

Angelina Jolie went to the oscars this year and did not win. Instead her oscar went to another winner. She was featured on Wikipedia.

Check out Angelina in her 2009 performance in the feature length film, Wanted.

 

Japanese Tuesday 2009

Pineappleope.com is celebrating Japanese Tuesday Today. You have been assigned a Jira Ticket.
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Great Job Team

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Its not Japanese.. but Tuesday Tunes needs some play!


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