Archive for January, 2009

NEWS FLASH: BLOWFISH TESTICLES SICKEN 7

mini blowfish
PINEAPPLEOPE.COM EAST – Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven staff members in the Eastern PAO Offices and three staff remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating the poisonous delicious delicacy snack.

The owner of the blowfishes, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish nevermind blowfish testicles and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official and investigator Duke Smith said.

Blowfish, while extremely deliciously poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in the Pineappleope.com Offices and is consumed by thrill-seeking staff.

Smith said the seven men ate several sashimi, several sake bombs and grilled blowfish testicles at the office Monday night.

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French Sports on the Television brought to you by Pineappleope.com


The French Version of Family Double Dare

 

Pineappleope.com Tips for the Outdoors Vol. 1

deer drag
So you’ve shot and killed a deer. Whether you used a pistol, rifle, blowgun, or sling spear to slay the deer, you will need to get your prized deer kill out of the woods.

Pineappleope.com Designed Deer Handler

Haul your kill out of the woods with the added ease of a drag. The harness fits over the your deer kill head and cinches tight, tight, without the hassle of trying to tie those impossible knots with chilly hands on a cold day. Can be used by one person for smaller deer or hunters who like to do everything themselves while deer hunting or two people for getting those trophy deer kills through rough terrain. Also makes loading into the bed of my truck an easy, one-man operation. It takes about 10 seconds.
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Mtn? Mountain? ATC?

 What the hell am I drinking?

who's the real slim shady?

who's the real slim shady?

 

Choose Your Own Adventure Tuesday!!

Personally, I hate it when someone interrupts my snackpack.

 

Prepare the kitteh magnet!

 

Chicks, Crime, and Punishment

 
 

TAKO! Yowzahs now I am hot

This is also how my girlfriend makes me feel sometimes

This is also how my girlfriend makes me feel sometimes

 

Pineappleope.com Hot Casino Action

illegal aliansAre you into gambling? Are you into underground gambling? Do you gamble? Do you want to blow your money on something illegal thats not drug related?

 
 

 
If you answered Yes or No to any of the above: Click below
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Monday Muzak Video Monday

Its Monday approx 4:10 and here is a good number sung by your favorite band/musical group just for you to get you ready

 
 

Follow Up: Mapquest

cat maps

Its been almost a week. Its almost been a week since we last discussed mapquest mapping. (read: Mapping Talk ’09, Jan). Unanimously it appears people outside the group of indians that work on mapquest do not like mapquest.

It appears cats over at third-cousin-maybe-sister site Cats.com have been having issues with mapquest mapping.

What does this tell us?
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International Pineappleope.com: Chinese New Year

Even if you arn’t too chinese, its still the chinese new year today.

Chinese New Year '09 - Year of OX

Chinese New Year '09 - Year of OX

 

The HOG rules all of Copenhagen

Until this asshole took him down with his AirSoft gun he bought online.

hairy sticky smelly

hairy sticky smelly

 

Not for Nothin..

 
 

How comfy are your chairs?

Here at PAO, we take ergonomics seriously. SERIOUSLY.

Resident posturpediac expert Dr Durgamma claims that “bad posture is a travesty and moreover bad for the environment”. His report goes into much deeper detail, but that about sums it up.

When the time came to order new chairs here at PAO, Inc,  some of our more gravitationally-gifted employees got “extra large” chairs. To the normal staffer, these were like couches on wheels. They barely fit some other people, however. 

To be fair to normal sized folks, PAO execs decided to offer up some more options for “special chairs”. Check them out after the break..

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