Archive for January 30th, 2009

Breaking News: Coke is not Classic Anymore

coke sodaPineappleope.com Reporters report that coke is dropping the Classic. Most likely this move is not going to change the flavor, taste, or carbonation of this once popular beverage.

After adding the Classic to coke, back in the tasty 80s, two decades later the Coca-Cola Co. is going to remove the “Classic” from its location on the flagship cola sold in the U.S., a company spokesman said.

Coke Classic is, soon going to be was, the leading soda brand in the world. About 1.7 billion cases of Coke Classic were sold in the U.S. in 2007, according to Beverage Digest. Beverage Digest reported the removal of the “classic” name earlier Friday which Pineappleope.com is reporting on.

Will the newly labeled coke use the same formula? Pineappleope.com can’t be sure. Several sources have reported different information.

Most people want to know if this move by coke, will in turn, force Pepsi Co. to bring back Clear Pepsi. We haven’t been able to get in touch with pepsi, but when we do, Pineappleope.com will post its findings immediately, count on that.

 

This is why I don’t use iPhones, ever

 

Questions about eyeball baldness

I just turned my keyboard upsidedown and whacked it a few times. A lot of stuff came out. Some food crumbs, a caraway seed, but mostly eyelashes. I want to ask PAO readers, especially readers who are also board certified physicians, will Rogaine or similar hair loss treatments irritate to the sensitive mucous membranes of the human eye?

 
 

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PAO asks – have you LARPed today?

Pineappleope junior resident psychologist asks us every friday – “have you LARPed today?” – and for good reason! According to Herbert Crankston, DMD, LARPing can reduce stress, and improve your level abilities by as much as 3fold. It is a great way to enhance your nunchuck skills, bowfighting skills, and even battle real life mythical creatures like Ligers and Dragons, oh my! Granted your real life creature might be physically disabled and tremendously overweight – it still creates grounds for fantastic action.

LARPing studies are underway to prove that LARP is better than playing sports, due to the imaginative methods used, as well as the fact that girls simply won’t WANT to play. As we know, they tend to ruin everything – like Dodgeball in gym class. Its always some girl getting hurt.

As a 2009 initiative, PAO execs have launched “LARP day” which is much like the classic “Field Day” from your younger days. Our first LARP day was a phenomenal success – check out the clip after the bumpity jump bump! Read the rest of this entry »

 

WOAH: New Feature on Pineappleope.com Launches

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Notice, the link is also avaialble on the top of the page, Nice.
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