Monthly archive January, 2009

Breaking News: Coke is not Classic Anymore

coke sodaPineappleope.com Reporters report that coke is dropping the Classic. Most likely this move is not going to change the flavor, taste, or carbonation of this once popular beverage.

After adding the Classic to coke, back in the tasty 80s, two decades later the Coca-Cola Co. is going to remove the “Classic” from its location on the flagship cola sold in the U.S., a company spokesman said.

Coke Classic is, soon going to be was, the leading soda brand in the world. About 1.7 billion cases of Coke Classic were sold in the U.S. in 2007, according to Beverage Digest. Beverage Digest reported the removal of the “classic” name earlier Friday which Pineappleope.com is reporting on.

Will the newly labeled coke use the same formula? Pineappleope.com can’t be sure. Several sources have reported different information.

Most people want to know if this move by coke, will in turn, force Pepsi Co. to bring back Clear Pepsi. We haven’t been able to get in touch with pepsi, but when we do, Pineappleope.com will post its findings immediately, count on that.

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This is why I don’t use iPhones, ever

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Questions about eyeball baldness

I just turned my keyboard upsidedown and whacked it a few times. A lot of stuff came out. Some food crumbs, a caraway seed, but mostly eyelashes. I want to ask PAO readers, especially readers who are also board certified physicians, will Rogaine or similar hair loss treatments irritate to the sensitive mucous membranes of the human eye?

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NOW! Pineappleope.com via Pineappleope.com or Your Own site!

Introducing The Pineappleope.com Widget. Get it now, install it everywhere.


Now Pineappleope.com is everywhere even more

Great Job Team

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PAO asks – have you LARPed today?

Pineappleope junior resident psychologist asks us every friday – “have you LARPed today?” – and for good reason! According to Herbert Crankston, DMD, LARPing can reduce stress, and improve your level abilities by as much as 3fold. It is a great way to enhance your nunchuck skills, bowfighting skills, and even battle real life mythical creatures like Ligers and Dragons, oh my! Granted your real life creature might be physically disabled and tremendously overweight – it still creates grounds for fantastic action.

LARPing studies are underway to prove that LARP is better than playing sports, due to the imaginative methods used, as well as the fact that girls simply won’t WANT to play. As we know, they tend to ruin everything – like Dodgeball in gym class. Its always some girl getting hurt.

As a 2009 initiative, PAO execs have launched “LARP day” which is much like the classic “Field Day” from your younger days. Our first LARP day was a phenomenal success – check out the clip after the bumpity jump bump! Read the rest of this entry »

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WOAH: New Feature on Pineappleope.com Launches

Find yourself, at the PAO Center

Notice, the link is also avaialble on the top of the page, Nice.
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Staying in Shape with Pineappleope.com ’09: Yoga

Foreign Lifting and Regular Squats and NOW MORE, Click below:
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FOOD REVIEW: Angry Whopper

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Today, Thursday, I had the opportunity to eat Angry Whopper. Angry Whopper was eaten for lunch. Did it satisfy? Did it taste delicious? Did Angry Whopper end my hunger? You will find out in the following review. REVIEW TIME.

Well what the fuck is Angry Whopper you ask? It’s a Whopper. It’s a whopper with spicy crispy onions, and it’s a whopper with spicy crispy onions, and its got jalapeños, and then its got pepper jack cheese, and Then its got bacon, on top of that come the tomatoes, and then the lettuce, and then here we have some mayonnaise, and finally topped off with some spicy Angry Sauce.

This burga was not spicy enough. The tomatoes were green. The onion rings were very soggy. The Angry Sauce wasn’t outstanding. The spicy jack cheese was not spicy. I got a coke with it. That was ok. The fries were decent, came in a trendy frypod (no relation to the iCase).

Angry Whopper did not deliver. The regular whopper, burger kings signature dish, is slightly less spicy than Angry Whopper, and proves to be a better choice and you will save yourself a dolla.

 
Keep Reading the review, click below
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Pineappleope.com Modeling Division Launched!

Yep. We now have Pinappleope.com Modeling Division here at Pineappelope.com

Yep. We now have Pinappleope.com Modeling Division here at Pineappelope.com

You? Want a modeling job?

CONTACT PINEAPPLEOPE.COM TODAY! hr@Pineappleope.com

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