Posted in No Idea on 12/22/2008 01:34 pm by CHINEESEEYES
MEMORANDUM:
See here is the thing. Currently, PAO staff are assigned mostly Dell laptops. These laptops have certain inherent performance characteristics and limitations. Shitsweak. On the other hand, PAO staff regularly has to negotiate intensive techknuckle projects, often going head-to-head with well armed trolls and annoying dialog boxes built and funded by multinational conglomerates. Lives are at risk here. Every second thousands of dollars are at stake. We, the newly formed District 7 PAO Labor Union, are demanding immediate and comprehensive conversion of our laptop based workstations to fully-functioning holodecks. These improvements will dramatically affect all aspects of the company perfomance, essentially synergizing vertically like pissing up a ladder. If any of our readers are familiar with or can provide drawings and/or ongoing support for a complete holodeck overhaul, please let us know.
Despite the fact Pineappleope.com is destroying the traffic ranking charts over the world and happily receives insane amounts of attention, Pineappleope.com does not like to hear from certain people. Pineappleope.com has been getting hit up by real fucking annoying windows messages, this time, no 5min countdown, just a message waiting for you to press the button on the left. Pineappleope.com wants to know how to annihilate these messages. Pineappleope.com does not condone these messages.
Regardless of how many times you’ve been on the receiving end of this demoralizing little chestnut, it may leave you wondering: “What’s wrong with me?”
Xmas is looming. You need to find storage solution for your stuff before its too late. We here at Pineappleope.com always inundated with xmas presents, printers, busses, and tires after xmas. Where do we store it all? The storage solution you are looking for, such a cheap price
In preparation for the snowstorm on the east coast, all Pineappleope.com offices are taking it real easy today. The following will help you survive the storm
Did you know? Snowstorms are storms where large amounts of snow fall. Winter storm is an event in which the dominant varieties of precipitation are forms that only occur at cold temperatures, such as snow or sleet, or a rainstorm where ground temperatures are cold enough to allow ice to form. Wintry showers are golden showers but in cold water.
Do you know what snow is? Snow is a type of precipitation in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. The process of precipitation is called snowfall.
Loose Granular. This surface results after powder or packed powder thaws, then refreezes and re-crystallizes, or from an accumulation of sleet. This is also created by machine grooming of frozen or icy snow. Mc Chill loves this condition when taboganing with the whole family.
For the Holidays, PAO is releasing some of our old tyme favorites. Back when PAO was founded, one of our core businesses was cookbookeries.. to the lameman, that’s a company that produces cookbooks. Installment #15 is Sausage Cake!
According to Surgeon General and Pineappleope.com Twitter sucks. Taking 3rd prize in 2008, Twitter is the 3rd most worst site on the net.
Not Familiar? “a community of friends suckbags and strangers from around the world sending updates about moments in their lives” -Twitter. 24 hours a day, you have a text box, and the idea is that you give a running commentary of every moment of your life. All lame messages you send automatically appear on all your lame “friends’” pages, and all their lame messages appear on your lame page.
Posted in No Idea on 12/18/2008 11:04 am by CHINEESEEYES
This morning, PAO staff has been remiss in its posting duties. It seems that the nog has begun to flow a little bit early, with employees spiriting spirits out of the party planning area and back to their desks. If posts are not made prior to the closing of foreign markets, we will begin docking pay and random floggings. Lets get it together people!
What does PAO staffer Mitch L do when he isn’t out there inflitrating undead covens and signing neo-indy-pseodu-billy-bands to legendary contracts? Mr. L is also out there fighting pirates and promoting the next post-mercenary-glam-duo sensation. From Mitch’s notes:
“We were overwhelmed by the elements and running low on hydrogen rations. Peansy had the bends and the ship’s butcher was steeped in the grog. Through the fog, I could make out no sign of the enemy or the shoals I knew we were near. Read the rest of this entry »
In this special VIDEO chapter, we’ll go over what to do when you encounter a bear – and you will. Pineappleope is keen on the sporting life – especially out of doors. It is this kind of behavior that will put you face to face with a vicious omnivore such as a bear.
Pineappleope.com is one of the foremost pioneers in pioneering. When it comes to Freeze Branding, the same is remains true. At Pineappleope.com offices around the country, staff were required to get the 2009 Pineappleope.com Freeze Brand “PAO COOL” (pictured).
Pineappleope.com invented Freeze branding, is a technique in which a supercold branding iron, properly applied to your skin, kills the color pigment producing cells. The result is that white or colorless skin instead of normal skin, grows at the brand site. Freeze branding is effective. Advantages of freeze branding are it produces a readable brand at any time of the year.
One of the top procedures of 2008, Freeze Branding is becoming common and a growing branding procedure. Now that Pineappleope.com has you hooked, check out the Video Clip.
Do you have stuff to sell? SELL IT NOW! Do you have cool stuff you need to get off your hands? SELL IT NOW! Do you have some illegal stuff that you need banna ads for? SELL IT NOW!
Pineappleope.com is now offering you, you and your products, the opportunity to sell. Pineappleope.com offers CUSTOM banna ads for your products, tailored to sell your product in record speed.
Make money and Make money now, with Pineappleope.com. Your stuff may take weeks, months, maybe even years to sell on Craigslist, amazon, ebay… but with Pineappleope.com, products will be gone in hours mostly guaranteed.
Pineappleope.com offers extremely competitive rates, and we market to the market you are looking to sell your products in.
According to Surgeon General and Pineappleope.com 
