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Days away, the new year is on its way. Dont make resolutions, get your fight on. Today at Pineappleope.com, we have some special footage, new years footage, for you

More Heated New Years Video “after the jump”, click below
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Yeah, that’s right. The end of the world in this year. EVer. Its all going down, like that big ball, in just over a DAY. 

PAO has taken precautions, have you? We’re running out to the grocery store – every staff member – to stock our bomb shelter with all the 2008 milk, bread, and ice cream that we can get our grubby little hands on. Seriously folks, you cannot trust that shit from 2009 – there’s NO WAY of knowing what future food will be like.   Read the rest of this entry »

Things you need for 2009: This Hat, or a hat like it - with or without the watermark

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This weekend, prepare for biggest LARP ever. Ever. Enforced PAO staff will enter into the biggest LARP ever. Ever in order to end ’08 on one perfect note.

Not up on your larp? Player actions in the real world represent character actions in an imaginary or fake setting. Game rules, physical symbols and real improvisation are used to bridge any differences between the real world and the setting. For example, a rope could signify an imaginary wall, but its not really a real wall you see.

Participants can be involved in a LARP in a number of ways. The GMs determine the fictional framework of a LARP. Crew members assist the gamemasters. The players take on roles called player characters that are controlled by the GMs tightly maintaining a narrative. Real weapons such as blunt metal swords or firearms loaded with blanks are used. Mc Chill set to host.

ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME, SEE YOU THERE

Directions, Time, registration form, and LARP video after the break, click below
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We all know mc Chill skis fast, Hes fast skier. Whether its the bunny hill, the park, or the GS, MC Chill is a fast skier. He does the GS fast, fast is the only way he does it, or anything. Mc Chill, this could be you


mc chill,Take it down a notch

Back From xmas. Ireporter reports space had a snowstorm over the break. Pineappleope.com sent uc (undercover) photo grapher for photo snaps for Pineappleope.com. Results are and have been and will be breathtaking

Here we have legendary space trooper shovling:

Click below for more stunning photography
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But we still think you should be aware of some things. Such as.. 

Think about it..

It is so cornfusing! Where is PAO when you need them? Where the eff have they been this Christmas holiday? Have they abandoned you, just when you had finished paying your outstanding therapy bills? Possibly… or they might be working on a special Holiday (Christmas) video greeting. They might have even finished it and posted it:

All PAO senior staff has taken the day off today, leaving us poor peons to look for ghosts in the machine…

I get funk, wtf is a wagnall?

Withdrawal symptoms include:
excessive anxiety, restlessness, hyperactivity, insomnia, disturbing dreams and nightmares, flu-like symptoms (headache, sweating, diarrhoea, stomach ache, bowel discomfort, nausea, vomiting, hot and cold flushes, goosebumps), fast or irregular heart beat, low blood pressure, and increased libido.

Psychiatric effects include:
hypomania and mania, apathy, social withdrawal, depressed mood, panic attacks, aggression, delirium and psychoses.

Which is why people are hooked. Which is why people stay on Pineappleope.com. Which is why yesterday, 12/22, Pineappleope.com saw its biggest TRAFFIC SPIKE of all time this year.

PAO analysts currently mystified with such one day success. Traffic Spike. Also, worth noting, we have officially gone international

Great Job Team

 
 

your xmas bonus after the break
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For that special iphone user in your life, who is also into nsa casual encounters. Make this xmas one to remember

Today’s award goes to SCS! Thanks for making our 2008 so awesome!

ELEVATOR WARNING, The elevator went down. This lucky guy got stuck. Managed to survive 40+ hrs.. here is video footage.