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…The Pineappleope.com Thanksgiving 2008 Countdown continues.

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Happy Thanksgiving from all* of us here at Pineappleope.com

*Including employees that do not observe

Never going to let you down

Never gunna give… Never gunna give… Never gunna give

CAUGHT! RED HANDED! Infamous Mark Chill was caught defacing internet websites today, approx. 1:20pm PST (4:20pm EST).

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WAY TO GO teeem! We rocked that huge push today and surely are securing the future of crafts, ALL over the world.

Hi, and welcome to the Pineappleope.com Thanksgiving 2008 Countdown.

1 day* left

*This statistic does not include the current day (Tuesday November 25, 2008)

Hi Folks and Loyal Fans,

   I will be out on safari this week and won’t be submitting to Pineappleope until my return. I thought I wouldn’t be able to get the time off, but luckily I caught my editor typing up the following post:

Dear Boys and Men,

   I am 5’10″ brown eyes, 7 full inches, uncut -

I caught him that far into it and threatened to post it for him if he didn’t give me the timeoff. Well screw him I am posting it anyways! CIao – Buenos Tardes – Mnsr. Duke de la Largebuck

Down with the crafting industry

Know about snus before your friends!

“”It looks fun, actually…. I’d probably buy this just because it looks cool.”

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HowStuffWorks “How Exploding Manholes Work”.

Pineappleope.com employees were severely effected by manhole explosions early this morning. No heat, No electric, No internet, No hot water, no lights. We here at Pineappleope.com discussed the options of half-day, day-off, or full work day sans showering (for some of us con sensitive teeth, sans brushing teeth). Obviously, executive decisions were made, we are in the office.

“…Resorted to dusting off ‘stache of late 80′s nudimags to build strength and achieve mental balance for work … It was like man VS wild, sorry I was late” -CHINEESEYES

Good news we here at pineappleope.com do not lose a full day revenue. Unfortunately, when contacted, authorities do not know exactly when or IF the situation will be resolved today. We will keep you posted.

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I find the rest of this post absolutely critical when I am traveling in the Pineapple Jungles of our neighbor continent to the southeast. Critical, irregular, and incorrigible.

Pineappleope.com Just received threats from Nstar Electric Telephone Operator, electricity Will be shut off unless the August bill from our OLD Office space is paid in full. Bitch. As far as we at Pineappleope.com are concerned, thats an old bill, water under the bridge, We Don’t Work there anymore. Clear, right? Wrong, she gave Pineappleope.com Finances and Acquisitions a bunch of guff and a month to pay it off. We are going to be implementing invasive banna ads all around the site which Will consist of lots of fancy technaalagy, cutting edge, which will track your likes, dislikes, facebook activity, and who knows.

Don’t be alarmed when you see the bannas, you are still on Pineappleope.com, its the same site, just with some bannas. This entire banna ad campaign is to raise money for the august bill, so all ya don’t have to donate because, here at Pineappleope.com, we simply don’t believe in it.

I was in LA to interview some retired Sri Lankan sea pirates. As a gesture of goodwill, their former captain allowed them to share the secrets of their tiger toe tea with me. So naturally, I brought a supply of horny goat weed and a video camera. While I was waiting at the Vulcan Secret Tea House under the 7th Hole green at the Montebello Country Club for my party to arrive, I managed to get this footage of Jeff Goldblum and his party chatting in the next tea room:

my kids loved it, i have it on podcast