Rarely does a day go by where a lady does not ask me: ” what state has the longest dongs and biggest balognas in the country???” The PAO Intern staff is always asking this, especially.
It used to be annoying – because I DID NOT KNOW the answer until NOW.
Finally I sent the interns on a quest – an informative research trip! After 232 days of very careful research by the PAO Interns – measuring twice on every occasion, a gigantic sampling of meat has been measured!!! This is LEGIT STUFF. Be prepared to have your MIND BLOWN.
We asked PAO readers, What does it feel like when you real PAO? The amount of feed back we received could fill 10 presidential libraries. PAO employees sorted through the material for what seemed like eons and collectively came to the conclusion, THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS WHAT IT FEELS AND LOOKS LIKE TO READ PINEAPPLEOPE.COM:
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