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The Ides of March is the name of March 15 in the Roman calendar. The term ides was used for the 15th day of the months of March, May, July, and October, and the 13th day of the other months. The Ides of March was a festive day dedicated to the god Mars and a military parade was usually held.

In modern times, the term Ides of March is best known as the date that Julius Caesar was killed in 709 AUC or 44 B.C. Julius Caesar was stabbed to death in the Roman Senate led by Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus and 60 other co-conspirators.

Another incident on this date happened in 1917, when Nicholas II of Russia abdicated.

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Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher is stripping to save the people of Haiti in a fundraising effort that began last Thursday.

Amy Fisher is best known for her attempted murder conviction at age 17 after she shot the wife of her alleged former lover, Joey Buttafuoco, Fisher was released from prison in 1999 after serving seven years.

The ex-con began performing in a series of nude shows at Long Island’s Scene Restaurant & Lounge from Thursday to Sunday and will donate up to half of the expected $2 million she is likely to make.

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The fine folks at Pineappleope.com give you one last tip before you pre-order your iPad.

“Don’t do it, worst decision of your life.”

5 Obvious facts about Apple’s failed iPad

1. You will be underwhelmed by it

2. It has a lousy 4:3 screen

3. No Cameras, forget about sexting

4. Rusts easily

5. 2 hour battery-life on full charge

Pineappleope.com researchers from across the universe have congregated in one place to Bust Myths! This is not your yesterdays tv show ‘Myth Busters’, its Bustin’ Myths.

Myth: This is a Real Video of Lucky Airlines Airliner skimmin the water with its left wing

Truth: Its Fake, only idiots would think its real. On first view we thought ‘what a disappointment, why doesn’t the jet crash’, by the 83rd viewing our group was like ‘you can tell the splashing water is fake.’ One guy from seattle spoke up and said something like ‘i was the man on the boat believe it or not.’ And truth has it, he didn’t see no Lucky airliner. PAO Ace Telivysion came up with the theory, ‘the jet woulda cartwheeled’ which many agreed with. The final nail in the coffin was when the whole thing turned sixth-sense on us and we did some research on the net and found, no Lucky Airlines exist.

Stay tuned for more Bustin’ Myths.

GLENDALE, Calif. – A member of the pop group Girlicious has been charged in California with drug possession with the intent to sell after Glendale police allegedly found a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse.

Prosecutors say 21-year-old Natalie Mejia of Diamond Bar and 28-year-old Peter Asencio of Burbank were charged Thursday in Glendale Superior Court.

Asencio is accused of speeding in a 1998 Ford Mustang when he and Mejia were pulled over and arrested Tuesday night.Police say Mejia said the drugs were not hers and claimed she didnt know how they got into her purse.

Asencio was also charged with driving on a suspended license.

via Girlicious band member charged with having drugs – Yahoo! News.

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Dental Dams are most commonly recognized for their use during cunnilingus and analingus to protect against the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.

How to use a dental dam:

Use a New Dental Dam Every Time
- Use a new dental before each sex act. Be sure the dam is free of holes or breakage. You can check the dam before you use it by holding it up to light or seeing if water is able to pass through it. Avoid using oil-based lubricants, which can break down the latex and may cause leaks. Finally, ensure that only one side of the dam comes in contact with the genitals, and that the dam is used only once. Make sure you use a brand new dental dam each time you engage in intimate relations with your partner.

Do Not Share Dental Dams
- When you have finished using your dental dam, do not loan to a friend as this can pass STD’s such as the clap.

Using the Dental Dam
- Hold the latex dam over the vulva or anus during oral stimulation, making sure that the latex remains in place. Always keep the same side against the body. Do not share or reuse.

Lubricants
- Do not use oil-based lubricants such as Vaseline petroleum jelly, mineral oil, vegetable oil or cold cream as these can cause the breakdown of the latex in the dental dam. This may result in leakage. Undercover Condoms has a selection of dental dam-safe lubricants.

Dental Dam Storage
- Store at room temperature. Do not use if the dental dam appears brittle.

Dental Dam Effectiveness
- No prophylactic can guarantee 100% effectiveness, but if properly used dental dams will help reduce the risk of HIV infection and many other sexually transmitted diseases.

* Dental dams are hard to find. But there are still several places in most metropolitan areas you can either purchase or obtain free dental dams for safer oral sex with your partner(s) of any gender, even mixed gender.

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A taste of how tasty broads began

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Some of the Top Mullets from Mulletme.com

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Reporters are reporting that Pineappleope.com has plans to bid on the second most valuable Internet domain: SEX.COM. This ultimate domain is headed to auction next week after the previous owner defaulted on its debts.

Escom LLC paid a reported $14 million for the Web site in 2006. But the company failed to repay debt owed to DOM Partners LLC, the New Jersey-based lender that helped finance the deal.

As a result, sex.com will be sold “as is” in the equivalent of a foreclosure sale, according to a letter from DOM Partners’ lawyers that was made public Tuesday. The auction is set for March 18 in New York, and bidders are required to appear with a certified check for $1 million to participate.

Pineappleope.com will be in New York with a certified check for $6 million under the assumption this SEX.COM bidding war will not go above $5.9 million. If the auction is won, Pineappleope.com promises to create an extremely racy and explicit web portal.

PAO will keep you informed how the auction goes down… with possible live-blogging.

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What is Blosics? Its a combination of the Blo-job and the Destruction of structures. All in accordance with the laws of physics. How do you play? Palm your mouse and click into the game link below

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Yoga refers to traditional physical and mental disciplines originating in India. The word is associated with meditative practices in Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism. Official yoga requires you to fast for 2 weeks. Most yoga enthusiasts do yoga wrong.

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