[Gaming] Look busy on your mobile device all day Friday

YO. Its Friday, and that means its GAME TIME. Today, the PAO Stamp of Approval graces a digital masterpiece known as TURBO DISMOUNT. Its available on all your favorite devices – Androids, Apple things, Steam (whatever that is) and even your browsa, so long as its not Chrome. Cause, you know, who uses Chrome?

What’s cool about this game? We’ll let our Game Expert Captain Pete explain it to you! Continue reading “[Gaming] Look busy on your mobile device all day Friday”

[TOOLS] PAO Valentines Day Romance in a Box!

Hello Team PAO supporters. We know Valentine’s Day sucks big time – even if you aren’t single. The undue pressure that society places on us is relentless. Buy, romance, perform, its too much. Rejoice, friends – because PAO is here for you.

Exhausted from a day at the office, and you don’t feel like striking up a little romance?

Or, just single, and want to show your bro’s that you still got it?

Well, we’ve got a gallery to help get things going. Announcing, the PAO Valentine’s Day Romance in a Box!

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[Naughtiest Meal] Burger King Offers Sex Toys with Whopper or Fish Fillet

Our International PAO team in Israel reports that Burger King is giving a new ‘twist’ on the traditional Happy Meal. For Valentine’s Day, and hopefully forever, the fast food chain will offer “adult meals” for folks who are at least 18 years old. The meal will come with banging adult toys for the most extreme erotic adventures in your bed or public.

Here are the 3 possible adult meal toys you will be lucky enough to obtain (after the break…):

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[Health Tips] Warming up this Friday the 13th Night..

Winter is approaching – Friday nights are not about grillin’ and chillin anymore. Its time to stay inside and layer up.

Keeping warm over the winter months will definitely help prevent colds, flu or more serious health conditions such as STDs, heart attacks, strokes, hangovers, pneumonia and depression. The chances of these problems are higher if you’re vulnerable to cold-related illnesses because of one or more of the following:

  • you’re over 65
  • you are desperately single
  • zits
  • you’re on a low income (so can’t afford heating)
  • bad breath
  • spending too much time at the 99
  • you don’t follow @ihatethissite on the twitters
  • high % of 80’s music on your iPod
  • you wear a braided belt

So forget about going outside. Just grab your i-droid-tablet and just look at some warm girls.